Anime Quotes!

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:54 pm

This one requires a bit of context to be funny, but it's a great one. Not laugh out loud funny (for me at least) but at least not a pathetic attempt.

"Hey, do you think Auron's an Al Bhed too?"
-Wakka, FFX

Postby **Michael** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:45 pm

''You guys sound like a self-help book!''-Kefka, FF6
''And you shall cry tears of scarlet.''-Vicious, CB

Postby **Blewin** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:24 am

FFX.. i wanna try that game! (don't get the quote..)

Postby **The_Marauding_Maniac** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 9:12 am

Luke: How about, "Parting is such sweet sorrow,"
Penguinmon: Dude, that Shakeshphere
Luke: I think you spelled it wrong...

Postby **Shao Feng-Li** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:20 pm

"You moron!" Hajime Saito to Sanosuke Teehee
"Humpty Dumty sat on a wall- And we all know how that turned out heheh!" Zapper Zaku from SD Gundam
"What the flippin' ding-dong are you babbling about?" Yusuke Urimeshi of YuYU Hakusho

Postby **Gypsy** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:17 pm

"I say there's no such thing as an unkillable creature." - Gren, from Iria - Zeiram the Animation.

Postby **Haibane Shadsie** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:44 pm

Evangelion Quotes:

"Anyplace can be Heaven, as long as you choose to live." - Yui Ikari

"Keep the change!" - Touji to Asuka... (in a risque'/funny scene)

"The thread of human hope is woven with the flax of sorrow." Karou Nigesia

Gendou: It's hot...
Fuyuistki: Yes... (Lorenz mentioned this quote. Hehee, I love that scene!)

Trigun Quotes:

"This world is made... of love and peace!" _ Vash the Stampede

"I can't believe it, Meryl! This time he turned into a cat!" _ Milly Thompson :lol:

"The ticket to the future is (always) open." _ Vash the Stampede and Rem Saverem, at diffrent points.

"If you keep your vision clear, you will see the future. What happens in our future is our own responsibility." _ Rem Saverem

"If I shoot him now... you really will die..." _ Vash, thinking about Rem when faced with a decision about Monev the Gale.

"We are nothing like God: Not only do we have limited powers - we are sometimes driven to become the Devil himself." _ Nicholas D. Wolfwood

"That's nice of you to say that, but I'm really no more amazing than you are." _ Vash to Tonis (It's a simple quote, but it really touched me).

"People who sin say this: They had to, to survive. People who sin say this: It's too late now to stop. What sinners don't know is that there is a light, a light that shines down on them ever so warmly - a light that will never fade." _ Vash in the episode preview for "Between the Wasteland and the Sky"

Haibane Renmei Quotes: (So far, and I might not be completely accurate)

"I think, someday, we will fly..." _ Kuu

"Kana chases the crows away and calls them filthy scavengers... but I think the crows really just want to be our friends." _ Kuu

"We cannot make things easy for them (the crows), because if we do, they may become dependant on us and not be able to survive (beyond the wall). They would just stay here." __ Kana (And I'm really sure I'm messing up this quote terribly... but I like the whole thing Kana has about the crows being able to go beyond the wall and wanting them to be able to survive out there and be free).

Petshop of Horrors (Please don't ban me for this... it's kinda a gruesome quote, but I like it) (If this is unacceptable, please PM me and tell me to edit. Thanks)

"In Asia, mermaid's entrails are considered a delicacy. It is said that once you get a taste, you become addicted - much like human flesh." _ Count D to Officer Leon Orcott (I found the quote funny because Leon is eating at the time and it completely freaks him out. I like saying freaky things to people sometimes that just creep them out like this! - So I really like this scene).

Azumanga Daioh (Please don't ban me for this either... contains a word that some people consider a mild cuss.. I don't consider it a cuss, myself, and I found this hilarious). (Same deal... if this is unacceptable, just PM me and tell me to edit. Thanks)

"Is it true that in America, people don't take off their shoes before coming into the house? What if the father steps in dog crap and doesn't know it? What if the mother steps in dog crap, and the brother steps in dog crap, and the whole family steps in dog crap?" _ "Osaka" to Yukari-sensei

Postby **DanekJovax** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 6:59 pm

Hmm... it's ironic sometimes that it's the dub versions of many scripts that can be more hilarious, despite the fact that many of these scripts were massively ad-lib.

Here's one from the *cough* hack of Nausicaa, "Warriors of the Wind":

"Hmm... Let's teach these insurgents a little lesson in crowd control. Drop a bomb on them." - Tourmekian General, as he surveys the area below during a revolt of the Valley of the Wind inhabitants.

Postby **Taslin_Jewel** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 8:50 am

"The only thing worse than waking up and going to school is waking up and BEING at school! ~Takato, Digimon

:lol:

I really like that one!

Sarah-chan

Postby **CobaltAngel** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:09 pm

Yup, I love that one too. Have it posted on my website, LOL! =^^=

Postby **Ashley** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 2:20 pm

"Kyo, you better not be doing something stupid like destroying my house agaaaaaaaaaaain."
--Shigure, FB

Postby **CobaltAngel** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 4:17 pm

Here's one from the manga "Path of a Fallen Angel" that I thinks pretty cute!

Jen: "I guess since the inn is booked, you two can stay with me. Though there are only two beds... I hope you puppy likes sleeping on the floor."
Akira: "I'm a KNIGHT got it?! I'm nobody's PUPPY!"

LOL! I love Akira. He always calls Mika "m'lady" even tho she's always like "Yeah, whatever, shut up..." ^_^

Postby **Blewin** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 6:43 pm

LOL! that's a good one, CobaltAngel.

Postby **Taslin_Jewel** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 5:33 pm

From "Kenshin".....where else?

Misao:"I just feel....so....*turns around to see Kenshin tiptoeing away* Hey! Where do you think you going!?"
Kenshin::sweat: "The rain has stopped, that it has!"
Misao:"Get back here, you big jerk!

When I catch you, you are SOOO dead, Himura!"

Postby **TheMelodyMaker** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 6:56 pm

"Bookwee!" (Penelope's version of "Boo!")

Postby **Taslin_Jewel** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:46 am

TheMelodyMaker wrote:"Bookwee!" (Penelope's version of "Boo!")

Hee hee...oh yeah, it does sound like that! :lol:

Postby **CobaltAngel** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:08 am

Funny Kenshin Quote Sarah. XD

We need some CCS quotes... let's see... off the top of my head...

Li: What do you think your doing?!?
Kero: Well they just started talking about video games and... I was just trying to act clumsy like you always are kid. -_-;;;"

LOL! It's from the Episode where they switch bodies! Hehehe. Very good episode... very good...

Postby **Macross** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:48 am

From Isamu Dyson, in Macross Plus,
"IÂ´ve officialy lost everything..."

I think itÂ´s quite honest!

Postby **CobaltAngel** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 4:45 am

Hehe, I saw a episode of D04 today - I've never seen it before. ^_^ Same old digimon style. Anyhow, here's a quote from it:

JP: *drawing the plans for a ship*
Takuya: Oh, gee, JP, that'll only that a couple years to build.
JP: *stands up* It's like building a model ship only bigger.

Postby **Bobtheduck** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 5:31 pm

Macross wrote:From Isamu Dyson, in Macross Plus,
"IÂ´ve officialy lost everything..."

I think itÂ´s quite honest!

My favorite Macross Plus Quote is only in the dub, not the sub:

"Slow this thing down or you'll kill us both, you crazy (name of sword)" - the blonde girl with freckles...
"Did you say faster?" Isamu

The sub wasn't nearly as funny, it was something like "Slow down or you're going to kill us" and Isamu says (in Engrish) "Thrilling, ne?" I'm so divided... I hate the dub for the travesty of a translation for the theme song, but It is much funnier... Well, at least to an American like me, I suppose...

Postby **Shao Feng-Li** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:39 pm

okay this si more like a screen play but it has quotes!
Rurouni Kenshin: Wandering Samurai Ep, "Fly to your dreams: Adventures of Marimo, the Human Bullet

As Yahiko and Marimo race off to find gunpowder, Kaoru, Kenshin, and Sanosuke hold the audience.

Kaoru throws knives at Sano, getting as close as possible with out hitting him.
Kenshin finishes securing Sano's left wrist.
Sano: Hey! Why do I have to be the target?

Kenshin (nervous smile): Don't look at me, I'm only doing what Miss kaoru told me to do.

Sano: Well, what if she hits me?

Kenshin: THat's why it's up there and not me.

Sano: KENSHIN YOU'RE GONNA PAY! sano looks to kaoru. Hey Missy, have you practiced this?

Kaoru (shaking her head): Uh uh

Kenshin with a nervous smile at Sano begins to side step away.

sano: DON'T LEAVE ME KENSHIN!

Kaoru throws a knife. it lands right next to SAno's face.

kenshin: I think you might be bleeding.

Sano: ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT!

Sano jerks the 'wall' that he's stapped to out of the ground. still tied to it he tries to run.

kaoru: Kenshin get him!

kenshin chases sano all around the ring.

The End

Postby **Kagan** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:14 am

Sagara after being found in Chidori's balcony with her underwear in hand:
"Chidori... what a coincidence."

Postby **DanekJovax** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:40 am

ha ha! I remember that one! Great!

Postby **Shao Feng-Li** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 5:55 pm

Kagan wrote:Sagara after being found in Chidori's balcony with her underwear in hand:
"Chidori... what a coincidence."

Who's Chidori? Was Sagara beeing a peeping tom? j/k
(in the manga) Kenshin saves kaoru from the fake batosai and some how does the splits... "Dislocated grion...." kenshi whines and a slump. "Dislocated Brain!" Kaoru bites back.

from one piece manga-"YOU FIXED IT!" luffy shouts holding his hat.
It's only a tempory fix, I just sewed up the holes," Nami replies, putting away her sewing kit. It'll be fine if you aren't to rough with it."
"THanks! it was full of holes..." and luffy starts poking it.."and now you can't tell! It's all..." POKE! "OOPS" luffy's fingure goes right through it.
"YOU DONT LISTEN!" Nami shouted pulling out a needle
"YEEOW!" luffy cries,"you stabbed me with that needle!!!"
"Well that's the only way I can hurt you!"
"hmm, your right!" luffy says proudly as blood trickls down his face.

Postby **DanekJovax** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:58 am

Yeah, Chidori was fresh from a morning shower when she spied Sagara on her apartment balcony, she wearing only her towel.

It's a scene that you'd have to see to better appreciate it for what it is. I found it rather humorous, myself.

Postby **Locke** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:41 pm

We existed from all eternity and behold we are here and we shall exist till the end off time for our being has no end -
MILLIONS KNIVES

found that when i was bored
very very serios.

Postby **Saint Kevin** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:17 pm

Funny Trigun Quotes:
Wolfwood: "I know everything about you, honey."
Millie: "Forget it. Sextuplets are out of the question, dear."

Dominique: "If I was so inclined, I could of killed you three times by now."
Vash: "Not to mention, during this conversation, I could have groped you at least five times... Ok, so let's say maybe four times."

Thanks to Negafox at negafox.com for making these quotes so easy to find.

Postby **DanekJovax** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 7:47 pm

Akazukin ChaCha is a great series, for the little bit that I've seen. I'd like to see more.

Postby **EliasEmmanuel** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 4:10 am

"How many times must I kill that girl and her dog???!!" - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz (don't recall... was this Duo? Don't have the anime myself...)

As poignant as it's supposed to be, I can't help laughing..... :lol:

-Elias

Postby **Tet-chan** » Fri Nov 28, 2003 4:27 am

There is a quote in Gundam Seed which i kinda like

"killed or be killed"

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