Postby ClaecElric4God » Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:43 pm
This is the most dangerous thread I could possibly enter. I already have a hard enough time restraining my burning desire to be random, and now there's a thread here encouraging, practically begging me to do so! Must. Hold. Back. Musn't. Lose. Control.
AH! GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE, HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN A PURPLE WATERMELON? WHAT IS THE COOLEST THING YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR'S CAT HAS EVER DONE? dusnt it inoy u wen peepal abrevi...obreev...abbrriviate...make words shorter than they should be? And why is people spelled like that? That doesn't even make sense. Where does the "o" come in? How are we supposed to learn to spell when our language is so messed up? Whose idea was that, anyway? Don't even get me started on "Wednesday". Or Friday for that matter. Friday I have to work all day, so I don't really have time to start anything. Or finish anything, except working of course. Well, that is unless I kick the bucket before I can finish. Who came up with that saying anyway? I mean, how many people have actually kicked a literal bucket as they died? That makes about as much sense as "dead as a doornail". I mean, the stupid thing was never alive to begin with, it can't really be dead.
Alright. I'm glad I got that out of my system. YES, I KNOW "ALRIGHT" IS INCORRECT. But "all right" takes so much longer to type. Did you see how long that took me? It's a wonder I didn't kick the bucket of old age and become a doornail.
Okay. Now I feel stupid and wish I hadn't done that. Which isn't actually true because I haven't posted this yet and could still back out at this point. Psych!
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? -Micah 6:8 KJV
They have shewed thee, O teen, what is good; and what doth the world require of thee, but to fit in, be wealthy, have good looks, and be rebellious? -Peer Pressure 1:1
"I hate milk; it's like drinking vomit." -Edward Elric and me.
ClaecElric4God in regards to Wolfsong - You're the coolness scraped off the top of this morning's ice cream, after being pulled out of a beautiful summer day!