Corrupted wish game

[AdriTan]

Oddood! I haven't seen you around goof off for a while.

Granted. It's brainwashingly addictive. You now are convinced you are an elf and refuse to come out of your bedroom of eat.

I wish Oddood would eat something!

[Oddood198]

Haha, yeah, I can never seem to stick around here. Maybe I'll try again.


Granted, but, being an elf, I only take a small bite of bread, believing it to be Lembas.

I wish Adri hadn't ruined my mind.

[AdriTan]

That'd be cool!

Granted. Your brother ruined it instead.

I wish Oddodd's brother would quit messing with people's minds.

[Oddood198]

Granted, now it's Oddood's sister.


I wish people could spell my name right.

[AdriTan]

Haha stupid phone. Granted. Your name has been changed to Oddodd!

I wish I had a laptop!

[Oddood198]

Granted, it doesn't have a battery and the power cord only has one end.

I wish I had a desktop.

[AdriTan]

Granted. The top of a desk (no other part of the desk) is sitting in your bedroom for no reason.

I wish I could eat wheat bread without repercussions.

[Oddood198]

Granted, but that is it's own corruption because wheat bread is gross.

I wish for a bowl of the Mabo Tofu from Angel Beats.

[AdriTan]

Granted. But the Tofu is fake and made from meat.

I wish I could play the saxophone.

[Oddood198]

Granted, you are so good that anyone who hears you simply keels over dead from the awesomeness. Including yourself.

I wish I were deaf so Adri couldn't kill me.

[AdriTan]

Lol so what am I? The undead saxaphonist?

Granted. You are also blind.

I wish I was alive and healthy again.

[Oddood198]

Granted, you go on another saxophone killing spree.

I wish someone would stop this mass murderer.

[syphon]

Granted, but now the an infection is massively spreading

I wish things would be normal

[Oddood198]

Granted, and normalcy is boring.

I wish flying cows from across the stars would give us their meat.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but it's highly radioactive and blows up in the cooking process. Have fun with your exploding beef dinner!

I wish the US government was more responsible with our national budget.

[Crossfire]

Granted. As a result, the United States of America (re?)institutes an isolationist policy, effectively cutting you off from the rest of the world (with the exception of basic trade and commerce).

SPOILER: Highlight text to read: Wait, that actually sounds like a good idea...


Anyways, I wish "unrestricted" firearms were actually unrestricted in Canada.

[SilverToast]

Granted but somehow most of them get defective and start to fire randomly on their own.

I wish I could use these defective guns to take over the world.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but now you have no one to rule due to the deadly inaccuracy and unreliability of such things. Oh, and one ends up putting you in the hospital. For good. Have fun!

I wish for the last twinky.

[Oddood198]

Granted, you are visited by angry mobs of jealous twinky-lovers.

I wish I was allowed to make my short story longer.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted. You are now the American equivalent of Tite Kubo, writer of Bleach, sadly plagued by shoddy and lazy writing. It's also much harder for you to get a date.

I wish Honey-Sempai would give back my sweet roll he stole.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but he cries on it first making it soggy.

I wish some manga were more popular than other

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but now you're only able to get your sweaty paws on all the now-unpopular stuff. Have fun.

I wish my sweet roll wasn't soggy right now.

[Oddood198]

Granted, it's on fire.

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but you'd be breaking the rules of the thread, now wouldn't you. For shame, sir.

I wish a pocket full of star light.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but since there's no verb in your wish, nothing actually happens.

I wish my mute button would quit sporadically working and not working.

[Oddood198]

Granted, it's stuck on mute. Forever.

I wish Cybermen weren't the dumbest recurring enemies in Doctor Who.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but now they've taken the Tardis and left the Doctor stranded in 1492. Without his sonic screwdriver. Or his companions.

I wish I could reach through the screen and hug my favorite characters when they're sad.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but they don't want a hug, so they slap you

I wish Shilohan hadn't been slappped

[syphon]

Granted, but now you were slapped instead if shilohan

I wish i could save people people from being slapped

[QtheQreater]

Granted. Hint: it involves placing yourself in front of the intended receiver of the slap at the right moment.

I wish there was a reality tv show that followed syphon's slap-receiving exploits across the nation.