Oh hey I've been here for four years when did that happen

[Mr. Hat'n'Clogs]

So apparently I'm like an old member of the forum now so if any of you whippersnappers (or non-whippersnappers too if you want) want to ask me about my deep dark secrets, I won't tell you anything, but anything else should be fair game.

[Davidizer13]

How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

Nature is a language; can't you read?

Which bear is best?

Which robot is best?

[Ante Bellum]

Is it a sin for a man to be this popular?

[Mr. Hat'n'Clogs]

How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

Nature is a language; can't you read?

Which bear is best?

Which robot is best?

1) As many as it takes to reach the correct road.
2) Nature? I laugh in the face of nature, which mankind has brought to its knees and become the caretaker of.
3)
4) Gonna have to go with a VF-25F Messiah for classic Itano circus-ing with a massive budget and also long scramble sequences that totally pander to everything I like. The VF-1 Valkyrie, Nirvash type theEND, the classic RX-78, and tachikomas are all nice runner-ups.

Is it a sin for a man to be this popular?

Not if he is as immeasurably attractive as me, no.

[ClaecElric4God]

Attractive, huh? Well, that's not the definition I would've given, but hey, to each his own.

1. What's that over there?!
2. Four years? Why haven't you escaped yet? What's wrong with you?
3. What is your opinion on sour cream?
4. Is the youngest in a family spoiled, deprived, or abused?
5. Does your avatar have as much personality as you do?
6. If a green greyhound bus drives under a double rainbow carrying 13 cardboard boxes and a cow with "The Sound of Music" playing in the background, would it give you a headache?

[FllMtl Novelist]

Attractive, huh? Well, that's not the definition I would've given, but hey, to each his own.

wat

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How is a raven like a writing desk?
For whom do you spread your wings?
Dojo to Kasahara DATEO?!
Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

[Mr. Hat'n'Clogs]

Attractive, huh? Well, that's not the definition I would've given, but hey, to each his own.

1. What's that over there?!
2. Four years? Why haven't you escaped yet? What's wrong with you?
3. What is your opinion on sour cream?
4. Is the youngest in a family spoiled, deprived, or abused?
5. Does your avatar have as much personality as you do?
6. If a green greyhound bus drives under a double rainbow carrying 13 cardboard boxes and a cow with "The Sound of Music" playing in the background, would it give you a headache?

1) Probably your demise. That, or a bird. I'm guessing the former though due to my immunity to iocaine powder.
2) Obviously watching anime shows that I'm not the smartest bloke around.
3) I am morally opposed to sour cream and all other things that you add to food in such a manner, barring regular butter.
4) Obvs the last one
5) Eh, Rivaille is an interesting dude but certainly different from me. He's pretty manly and is also a clean freak, neither of which apply to me at all.
6) Can't be any worse than a schoolbus so probably not.

Attractive, huh? Well, that's not the definition I would've given, but hey, to each his own.

wat

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How is a raven like a writing desk?
For whom do you spread your wings?
Dojo to Kasahara DATEO?!
Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

1) They both have r's in them.
2) Given my distates for both heights and creatures with feathers, I am hoping to stay grounded (or at least in something with walls) indefinitely.
3) WE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT, INSTRUCTOR DOJO
4) I'd have to say that only a Sith deals in absolutes.
5) What? Oh, the uniform!

[ClaecElric4God]

You missed my demise by about 16 years.

Are you Australian, by any chance?
Did you do that?
Do you have an inferiority complex?
Can you read sarcasm?
What's your Social Insecurity Number?
Who don't you trust with your sanity?

[goldenspines]

Attractive, huh? Well, that's not the definition I would've given, but hey, to each his own.

Hold your judgement until you see him in real life. His face shines with moe, for reals.


I have no inside jokes like all you kids in here, so I'm going to ask legitimate questions.

- What is the first book you ever remember reading?
- Wooden building blocks or legos?
- Would you rather watch all of Naruto again 10 times in a row (marathoning it) or have to eat hamburgers/hotdogs/sammiches/etc. with condiments on them for the rest of your life? (oh hey, I did get an inside joke in here)
- Are you a collector of anything? If so, what do you collect? If not, do you wish you were?
- How do you like your coffee?
- If you could get a round trip plane ticket to anywhere, where would you go?

[MomentOfInertia]

How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
3)

What is this; I must have it.

[Ante Bellum]

Biomega, I think?

[GeneD]

So you're on your way to the airport and get a Final Destination style precognition that the plane will crash and you'll be stranded on an uninhabited island for an extended amount of time (everyone else also survives but get rescued or something so don't worry about them and the precog shows you will quickly find food and water etc). Instead of avoiding the flight you realise you have just enough time to pick up all available works in a specific franchise, for example all of the Lord of the Rings books or FMA manga and all adaptions in any recorded form. There happens to be an airport shop where you could get anything you want plus the necessary equipment you need to play it and some sort of infinite power source (because airport shops are magic like that). What franchise/series do you choose? Why?

P.S. No you can't use the power source for anything else, because I am the creator of this hypothetical situation and I said so.

[Mr. Hat'n'Clogs]

You missed my demise by about 16 years.

Are you Australian, by any chance?
Did you do that?
Do you have an inferiority complex?
Can you read sarcasm?
What's your Social Insecurity Number?
Who don't you trust with your sanity?

1) NOPE just your standard Euromutt in 'merica.
2) Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
3) Why would I feel inferior when I'm so obviously above the rest of you.
4) I don't know, could I?
5) Probably the same as your mother's.
6) Fu, who isn't willing to admit that her nickname is actually just an abbreviated form of 'fujoshi', so you can't trust those types of people. Now, brb watching sports shows and LOGH.

Attractive, huh? Well, that's not the definition I would've given, but hey, to each his own.

Hold your judgement until you see him in real life. His face shines with moe, for reals.

me irl


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I have no inside jokes like all you kids in here, so I'm going to ask legitimate questions.

- What is the first book you ever remember reading?
- Wooden building blocks or legos?
- Would you rather watch all of Naruto again 10 times in a row (marathoning it) or have to eat hamburgers/hotdogs/sammiches/etc. with condiments on them for the rest of your life? (oh hey, I did get an inside joke in here)
- Are you a collector of anything? If so, what do you collect? If not, do you wish you were?
- How do you like your coffee?
- If you could get a round trip plane ticket to anywhere, where would you go?

1) Green Eggs and Ham, followed quickly by Go Dog Go and some other Seuss stuff.
2) Legos all day erry day
3) I'd probably take the latter option and just sacrifice the ability to eat hamburgers for the greater good.
4) I have an okay manga collection I've built up over the past 4.5 years, but otherwise not really, unfortunately. I've always been interested in robot kits but those things are really expensive and I don't think I'd have the time or patience or creative ability to put them together and paint them myself.
5) I like my coffe a myriad of ways, but as of late I've grown particularly fond of a Snickers, which is a blended frappe with several shots of caramel.
6) Normally I'd probably say Tokyo so I could go check out Akihabara but my recent (and possibly temporary) bouts of Anglophilia are making me lean more towards London at the moment.

How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
3)

What is this; I must have it.

Yeah, it's Biomega by Tsutomu Nihei, which I haven't actually read but it's supposed to be pretty good.

So you're on your way to the airport and get a Final Destination style precognition that the plane will crash and you'll be stranded on an uninhabited island for an extended amount of time (everyone else also survives but get rescued or something so don't worry about them and the precog shows you will quickly find food and water etc). Instead of avoiding the flight you realise you have just enough time to pick up all available works in a specific franchise, for example all of the Lord of the Rings books or FMA manga and all adaptions in any recorded form. There happens to be an airport shop where you could get anything you want plus the necessary equipment you need to play it and some sort of infinite power source (because airport shops are magic like that). What franchise/series do you choose? Why?

P.S. No you can't use the power source for anything else, because I am the creator of this hypothetical situation and I said so.

I think I'm going to have to go with A Song of Ice and Fire, which between the five massive novels and the 2 seasons of the TV show would give me the most bang for my buck, here, in terms of quality and length. A very close runner up would be acquiring all of Legend of the Galactic Heroes, which at 160 episodes and three films should give me a similar amount of high quality material and also a loooooot of time killed while I'm waiting to be rescued from the island. One Piece and FMA both receive honorable mentions.

[ClaecElric4God]

Just wait till I get going!

1. Where was I?
2. Do you have any world domination plans? Have you already taken over the world?
3. Can you sing and talk at the same time?
4. What were the other three questions I was going to ask you?
5. Have you ever been late for anything?
6. What is your third happiest memory?

me irl

*hangs head* You're right. He is slightly good-looking. I take it back... If that wasn't you, but was in fact an anime character, who would it be?