The CAA Vending Machine

Spawned by the randomness of the general board, here are the threads where you can do fun, pointless things. You may test the forum's features and make signature or avatar requests. Posts made here do not go towards your post count.

Postby TheMewster » Fri May 11, 2012 4:10 pm

You receive a pair of arms.

*inserts my homework*
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So the poor has hope, and injustice shuts her mouth. ~Job 5:16 WEB~
For you are my hope, Lord Yahweh; my confidence from my youth. ~Psalm 71:5 WEB~
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Postby MomentOfInertia » Fri May 11, 2012 8:07 pm

You Receive: Solutions (wrong)

*Inserts a Syllabus.*


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a parrot. It's not alive. Maybe someone should have fed it while it was in the vending machine. It's wearing a tiny eyepatch.
a copy of Maradonia and the Seven Bridges. Sorry about your luck.
$1.12.
A box of crayons.
a snake.
a glow in the dark cake!
a warning to watch your language.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sat May 12, 2012 6:29 am

You get thousands of words.

*Inserts a house.*
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Postby TheMewster » Sat May 12, 2012 6:49 am

You get a cardboard box to live in while you find a new house.

*inserts Pikachu*
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Postby anlptgtsg » Sat May 12, 2012 6:53 am

Get a minion doll
*Insert smile to bring happiness*
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sat May 12, 2012 7:04 am

You get a shocked face.

*Inserts Mars.*
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Postby alma » Sat May 12, 2012 8:56 am

Zeldafan2 gets a couple of M&M and a Snickers bar (thanks to Mars Co.):P.

*Inserts a........COIN*

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Postby AdriTan » Sun May 13, 2012 12:31 am

Receives a new cell phone

*inserts exaughstion*
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sun May 13, 2012 8:50 am

You get sweat!

*Inserts fun memories.*
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Postby AdriTan » Sun May 13, 2012 1:12 pm

You receive a cupcake!

*inserts a fifty cent piece* (do you remember those huge coins? I miss them!)
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Postby TheMewster » Sun May 13, 2012 5:01 pm

You get 49 cents worth in pennies.

*inserts the Earth*
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Postby eightluvver888 » Sun May 13, 2012 7:52 pm

You get a black hole.

MomentOfInertia (post: 1557240) wrote:Inventory:
a parrot. It's not alive. Maybe someone should have fed it while it was in the vending machine. It's wearing a tiny eyepatch.
a copy of Maradonia and the Seven Bridges. Sorry about your luck.
$1.12.
A box of crayons.
a snake.
a glow in the dark cake!
a warning to watch your language.

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Insert my hand (still attached).
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Postby A_Yellow_Dress » Sun May 13, 2012 9:16 pm

Receive extra finger.

*inserts wilted rose*
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Postby airichan623 » Sun May 13, 2012 10:32 pm

You get a broken vase!

*inserts laundry detergent*
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Mon May 14, 2012 4:56 am

You get clean clothes!

*Inserts a collection of bugs.*
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Postby bobmonkeys » Mon May 14, 2012 10:45 pm

You get a swarm of locusts.

*Inserts Nyan Cat*
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Postby Crossfire » Mon May 14, 2012 10:52 pm

Chuck Noris round-house kicks you in the face.

*Inserts coin*
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue May 15, 2012 1:32 am

Receives a grenade.

*Begins throwing baseballs at the machine.*
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Postby anlptgtsg » Tue May 15, 2012 3:59 am

Received a baseball, the one that hit the machine and bounce back, to your face.

*Gives a pat on the back of the machine and insert coin*
Proverbs 16:6 Through love and faithfulness sin is atoned for; through the fear of the Lord a man avoids evil.

John 14:21 Whoever has my commands and obeys them, he is the one who loves me. He who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I too will love him and show myself to him.â€
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue May 15, 2012 5:53 am

You receive a card that says, "Aw, thanks for the pat!"

*Inserts Prince of Egypt.*
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Tue May 15, 2012 8:14 am

Recieve joseph king of dreams

Inserts life-ending happiness
/summon Alucard on those who need a hug
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Postby Lynna » Tue May 15, 2012 8:23 am

You get a remote-control beetle!

*inserts a loonie*
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue May 15, 2012 10:24 am

You get a tune!

*Inserts Battlestar Galactica.*
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Postby A_Yellow_Dress » Tue May 15, 2012 3:58 pm

Recieve miniature Colonial Viper!

*Deposits time*
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Postby rocklobster » Tue May 15, 2012 4:55 pm

nothing happens excepted wasted minutes.
I insert the key to the Doctor's Tardis.
"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you. I appointed you to be a prophet of all nations."
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Tue May 15, 2012 5:14 pm

*recieve a starter from the engine of a VW bugie

*Inserts random internet meme
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Postby A_Yellow_Dress » Tue May 15, 2012 6:55 pm

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Postby bobmonkeys » Wed May 16, 2012 12:47 am

You receive an xD picture card.

*Inserts all of my sanity after listening to the Nyan Cat song for about ten minutes now. Thank you A_Yellow_Dress.*
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Postby MomentOfInertia » Wed May 16, 2012 8:48 am

You Receive: A creepy yet relevant video. (caution, seriously creepy/nasty)

*Inserts an old Frisbee.*


Inventory:
a parrot. It's not alive. Maybe someone should have fed it while it was in the vending machine. It's wearing a tiny eyepatch.
a copy of Maradonia and the Seven Bridges. Sorry about your luck.
$1.12.
A box of crayons.
a snake.
a glow in the dark cake!
a warning to watch your language.
thousands of words.
MAL - CAA MAL club - Avatar from Hyouka
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Postby sandalwood » Wed May 16, 2012 8:55 am

You receive: a chewed-up nerf football.

*Inserts $9000*
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