***Code D.Floss***

[USSRGirl]

Kal, Uh...I gotta know...what is that horribly ugly Sesame Street reject you got up there as your avatar now?

[Kaligraphic]

It's a dogvatar. A Frodoshop. I have a whole directory of them - they're cut out from the critters of humandescent.com.

And you hurt his feelings by calling him ugly.

[Dante]

: Rei continues to clean Temulin's boots, a wide smile on his face. :

... Unfortunately Rei is also handed a rootbeer which he happily accepts and begins to ingest the radioactive materials as well as the root bear. One hour later, (on the Nth pair of Temulin's boots), he suddenly feels dissy, stands up and promptly passes out onto the floor.

[USSRGirl]

THAT'S a dog?!?! Well...erm...:: feels slightly remorseful for 'hurting its feelings' as Kal's avatar would seem to have a mind of its own...creepy yes? :: Care for a ginger ale?

:: Watches distractedly as poor Rei passes out on the floor without a single complaint like the good proliteriate that he is :: Erm......GET THE CLEANING CREW UP HERE!!! :: A squad of servebots arrive with a dust pan to scrap up Rei's remains off the floor ::

[Zarn Ishtare]

*hands USSR Girl an edition of the Temuopolis Times with the words: "Communist Shocker, Temulin seen in public with a "I LOVE CAPITALISM" button"


Zarn:"You see what they've been doing since you left? You've got to deal with these accusations!"

[USSRGirl]

:: Stares at paper, eye slightly twitching with anger, then tosses it in the air and sporks it to the wall using the spork as a spear ::

Bah. They know nothing. Silly capitalists can say what they want. Hmph.

[Zarn Ishtare]

*Grumbles something about "Cleaning up Queen Temmy's messes* and picks up the sporks, flinging them over at Puritan's head, while emitting an Iron Curtain, thus keeping it from being re-flung*

[Dante]

: Reis, is moved to an emergancy room in Pacifica where the nuclear debris is removed via gravitic surgery... It's amazing what can be done with the 4th dimension. :

PASCAL begins to edit all of Temulin's computer files to say... "Hi, my name is Bob."

Pascal is continuously beaten up by serverbots in the corner while Temulin holds his gravitic transportation device.

[Zarn Ishtare]

*walks over to Pascal*

*Kicks Pascal in the controlled singularity*

Zarn: "That's for making my spy plane blow up!"

*Lounges with Temulin on a beach in Spain*

Zarn: "Have a pocky stick? A Fancy Imported pocky stick?"
*Offers Pocky stick*



So, the mighty Temulin, the one who would inprison Scepth only to give him away as a prize, the one who escaped from a Nth-dimensional Prison with not but Tooth care producst, The Temulin that inspires all Despots and Nefarious Tyrants everywhere...Is going to let a bunch of capitalist pigs besmirch her honor?

*goes to the corner to cry*

OOC: Note, I'm in two places at once, as is Temulin. Aren't multi-dimensional hideouts fun kids?

[Dante]

It is not a multidimensional hideout, but a place outside of time... Pascal no longer exists in the RP, and Rei has no knowledge of this location in reality... but it is a unique realm altogether.

[Kaligraphic]

*a greased undead pig runs through, followed by a vampire in overalls and flannel*

[Puritan]

A greased pig! Catch it! *Puritan charges after the vampire and the greased pig*

[Dante]

: Rei returns... weezing a little, but conscious... and continues to clean Temulins boots, but happens to be in a radiation suit this time. :

: Wolf Blitzer Shows up and begins to broadcast about the coolest party of the year occuring at Temulins hideout... soon EVERYONE is ariving at the door with presents and food for Temulin and the party. :

[Kaligraphic]

*extends his hand to the pig, and a spear of fire impales the fleeing porker, cooking it from the inside*

Anyone for barbecue?

[Puritan]

Sure, sounds good. Internal flame-broiling makes for extremely tender meat.

[USSRGirl]

Aloha! BBQ piggy on a skewer! :: Time continuum shifts to island of Maui ::

No, Zarn, I have not grown soft or lazy during my abscence. THIS PIGGY REPRESENTS ALL CAPITALIST PIGS!! SOON ALL SHALL ROAST UPON THE SKEWER OF THEIR INFLATED ECONOMY!!! DEEP FRIED IN THE BITTER PAN OF SELF-INDULGENCE!!!! :: Speards pig and serves it up on plates :: SOON TO BE UTTERLY DEVOURED BY COMMUNISM!!!!!!!

Now...everyone...let's eat.

Zarn, do you want the tail or the snout?

Leave my computer alone, Pascal. :: Flings pig guts in his direction ::

Have some pig Rei...in celebration of the death of capitalism you may take a five minute break from scrubbing my radioactive boots to join us in eating this fine pig.

Lord Kalvin, I do believe you overcooked the meat a tad.

[Dante]

OOC: PASCAL is a computer program not the person Pascal... kinda odd, but yeah...

Pig guts fall all over Temulin's computer causing it to explode... thus elliminating all of her problems with PASCAL... save for her digital blender... which turns on and off at will and makes all kinds of odd sounds.

Rei happily joins Temulin and the others and uses some of the pig to add to a massive slice of ham and pinapple pizza, and a massive glass of Moutain Dew... Ironically in its traditional radioactive green... But luckily Rei remembered to wash his hands... and his medication helped him deal with high levels of radioactivity.

[Dante]

: Rei continues to enjoy root beer and pizza while everyone sees to have left for a little bit... but develops a boot shining device that allows Temulin's boots to be shined by machine to a shinier level than ever before while allowing him to sit back and enjoy Root Beer and pizza! :

[Peanut]

*Peanut and all the Ninja Monkies appear in a puff of smoke* Sweet...we get to crash Temnulin's party...hehe *Peanut and Ninja Monkies sit around and start having a Go Fish tournament while consuming large quantites of Peanut's personal supply of Rootbeer...suddenly, a piece of poo is flung at Temulin...and thus began the biggest poo flinging war...ever...if only the War Lemurs were around to see it and participate in it...*

[Dante]

: Rei walks out of the room narrowly missing a poo that hits the fan... :

: Rei then proceeds to call serverbots to take care of poor Temulin's problems. :

[Peanut]

*Peanut sits and enjoys a game of Go Fish with his Generals as Poo flies around their heads*

[USSRGirl]

:: Ducks ::

HOLY THOMAS CRAPPER! This is getting out of hand!

:: Calls in a squad of servebots to haul to poo-flinging peanutter butter monkies away ::

[Dante]

Rei, opens the door and hawls in a giant MIRACL...

Rei: Commander Temulin tell me where to aim and I'll vaporize the targe at your majesties request. FOR QUEEN TEMULIN! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

: Rei puts on goggles and powers up the giant laser cannon. :

[Kaligraphic]

I vaporize the targe

*pulls a targe out of his back pocket*

Why would you want to vaporize a targe?

[USSRGirl]

That poor defenseless targe!!! >.< Rei! Why would you do such a thing?

Now go...aim for the monkies!! Should they fling poo at me, you are obligated to jump on top of it like a grenade.

I'm off on my honey moon to Costa del Sol. Later! :: Teleports out ::
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[Takuya]

nani?

Hey... Temulin... you mind doing me a favor??? Go to the "Sha'den, Si'ko'nu" thread, read the profile (Not just look at the pic) and review... please???

[Dante]

Pascal walks into the room... :Evil grin on his face:

Pascal: I hereby declare Temulin's marriage to Reno void, as it has been shown... That she has already been married in the "corrupted wish game"...

Link

See posts numbers 1917 and 1918 for details... BWAH HA HA HA!

[Peanut]

*Peanut's Ninja Monkeys devour the MIRCAL laser...it tasted quite good...*

Peanut: Remeber Rei...this isn't the RP...so my Ninja Monkey's are allowed to whatever they want...and so are you...and so am I...*Peanut and the Ninja Monkey Generals resume their game of Go fish while sitting on the ceiling upside down. Meanwhile, Peanut's Ninja Monkies begin to play cruel jokes on all the server bots in the games...such as screwing their heads on backwards and replacing their arms with their hands and taping them on the shoulder and claiming that they didn't do it...I think you get the picture*Oh and by the way Pascal...Temulin...congratulations...I think...

[Dante]

Rei runs up to Temulin... Ma'am they're out of control... What should I do?! THEY ATE MY LASER!!!

: Ninja monkie falls over unconcious from all of the toxic chemicals in the device... :

[Kaligraphic]

*invokes magic powers of text to turn all of the rampaging ninja monkeys into singing ninja monkees - then thinks better of it, and turns them back*

I miss my vaporized targe. *cries*