This is not meant to be offensive, just imagine in the way my earlier ones were. You'll get a kick out of it...
Harry Potter in Halo
Failed Harry Potter titles
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Lochaber Axe - Posts: 730
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This one would only be funny to me since I'm a buff for the comedy duo.
Abbott and Costello Meet Harry Potter
[Both stand outside Hogwarts]
Lou: Oh now look what you have done! Making us board the wrong train... I'll go see where we are... you stay here and keep quiet.
Bud: But Lou! Its creepy around here...
Lou: Bah! Its all in your head! Now stay right here!
Bud: All right...
[Lou exits, Bud stands near the luggage, getting more scared as time passes]
Bud: Its all in my head... Its all in my head... [Walks toward the Whumping Willow (or whatever stupid name it was)]... my what a strange tree... [Willow pounds ground at his feet. Bud stares at the tree now moving] K..k.kk.kk.kk.Loo...Lou! LOU! [Runs off, holding cap]
Yep... I am the only one finding this funny. Perfect fanfic
Abbott and Costello Meet Harry Potter
[Both stand outside Hogwarts]
Lou: Oh now look what you have done! Making us board the wrong train... I'll go see where we are... you stay here and keep quiet.
Bud: But Lou! Its creepy around here...
Lou: Bah! Its all in your head! Now stay right here!
Bud: All right...
[Lou exits, Bud stands near the luggage, getting more scared as time passes]
Bud: Its all in my head... Its all in my head... [Walks toward the Whumping Willow (or whatever stupid name it was)]... my what a strange tree... [Willow pounds ground at his feet. Bud stares at the tree now moving] K..k.kk.kk.kk.Loo...Lou! LOU! [Runs off, holding cap]
Yep... I am the only one finding this funny. Perfect fanfic
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Lochaber Axe - Posts: 730
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Hogwarts Paintings
--To Write Love on Her Arms
"That time and absence proves - Rather helps than hurts to love."
"Feelings, emotions, they are good, but they cannot be Love's foundation. When of Love, these things last. When of romance, these things end."
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."
"That time and absence proves - Rather helps than hurts to love."
"Feelings, emotions, they are good, but they cannot be Love's foundation. When of Love, these things last. When of romance, these things end."
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."
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ZiP - Posts: 1205
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AnimeHeretic wrote:Harry Potter meets Artemis Fowl
Some serious Awesomeness right there- though I personally think Artemis could kick Harry's butt. He's way cooler, even though his series is shorter.
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Cap'n Crack wrote:Ron and Harry's Bogus Journey
Please excuse me while I cease being able to breathe and curl up on the ground, twitching and laughing
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dragonshimmer - Posts: 1422
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uc pseudonym wrote:This is all I have at the moment, but I had to post it...
Chicken Soup for Harry Potter's Soul
I would be rolling on the floor right now but I'm at the library. My eyes are watering
I mourn for those who never knew you
Click here for kick booty music!!
American by birth, Texan by the grace of God
This is where you can find me if I'm not on for a while
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Rachel - Posts: 1056
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A Hitchiker's Guide To Harry Potter
Harry Potter Solves The Ultimate Answer To Life,The Universe & Everything
harry:42 is what you get when you add up the total of Hermione's locker
combination!
The Deep Dark Secret Of Harry Potter's Great Grandma Potter's Welsh Stew
Recipe
Harry Potter Blogs On Yahoo!
Harry Potter:The O'Riley Factor Interview
B O'R:Mr. Potter you say you're an orphan.
Harry:Correct sir.
B O'R:But Mr.Potter I have signed affadavits from The Wizards For Truth Fund
that clearly state your parents are living in Cleveland.So how can you say
you're an orphan?
Harry:Cleveland?So that's why all that money that I get in my allowance
has pictures of Drew Carey on it!
Harry Potter Substituting For Walter Cronkite On The CBS Evening News
Betterman Versus Harry Potter
Harry Potter And Lain Take A Trip To The Cyber Cafe
Harry Potter Meets Ann Coulter
Harry Potter On Hannity And Colmes(Or did I do this one already?)
Harry Potter Eats Memphis
Harry Potter Dancing The Night Away To The Music Of ABBA
Harry Potter And The Incredible Day When Everyone Actually Did Something
Harry Potter:Live With Sigfried And Roy
Harry Potter Ate My Geraniums
Harry Potter Runs For Vice President
Harry Potter Solves The Ultimate Answer To Life,The Universe & Everything
harry:42 is what you get when you add up the total of Hermione's locker
combination!
The Deep Dark Secret Of Harry Potter's Great Grandma Potter's Welsh Stew
Recipe
Harry Potter Blogs On Yahoo!
Harry Potter:The O'Riley Factor Interview
B O'R:Mr. Potter you say you're an orphan.
Harry:Correct sir.
B O'R:But Mr.Potter I have signed affadavits from The Wizards For Truth Fund
that clearly state your parents are living in Cleveland.So how can you say
you're an orphan?
Harry:Cleveland?So that's why all that money that I get in my allowance
has pictures of Drew Carey on it!
Harry Potter Substituting For Walter Cronkite On The CBS Evening News
Betterman Versus Harry Potter
Harry Potter And Lain Take A Trip To The Cyber Cafe
Harry Potter Meets Ann Coulter
Harry Potter On Hannity And Colmes(Or did I do this one already?)
Harry Potter Eats Memphis
Harry Potter Dancing The Night Away To The Music Of ABBA
Harry Potter And The Incredible Day When Everyone Actually Did Something
Harry Potter:Live With Sigfried And Roy
Harry Potter Ate My Geraniums
Harry Potter Runs For Vice President
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Harry Potter and the Hitokiri Battousai.
Harry Potter swims to Rand McNally.
Harry Potter meets Naraku.
Harry Potter and the Pocky Factory.
Harry Potter and the Pot Named Harry.
Harry Potter swims to Rand McNally.
Harry Potter meets Naraku.
Harry Potter and the Pocky Factory.
Harry Potter and the Pot Named Harry.
"Have mercy on me O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion, blot out my transgressions" Psalm 51:1
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
"Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again; from the depths of the earth, you will again bring me up." Psalm 71:20
"An eye for an eye, will only make the whole world blind."- Mahatma Gandhi
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Wild Eagle - Posts: 409
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Harry Potter and the Pocky Factory.
XD
Harry Potter stays at home.
*resumes dying of laughter...from this thread....again*
You guys are bloody brilliant! Seriously...all of these are great!! This is my new favorite thread.
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dragonshimmer - Posts: 1422
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Harry Potter:Man Of Mystery!
Harry Potter & Buffy Go To The Sunnydale Prom
Harry Potter,GET A LIFE!
Harry Potter in From Hogwarts With A 'D-'
The Essentially Silly Answers To Everything You Really Didn't Want To Know About
Harry Potter
Harry Potter And The Who Play Carnegie Hall
Harry Potter:Live It's NOT Saturday Night!
Harry Potter Versus The Planet Of Women Who Look Like Kagome!
Harry Potter And The Magical Driver's License From Oz
Harry Potter in Too Many Stupid Titles To Write!
Harry Potter & Buffy Go To The Sunnydale Prom
Harry Potter,GET A LIFE!
Harry Potter in From Hogwarts With A 'D-'
The Essentially Silly Answers To Everything You Really Didn't Want To Know About
Harry Potter
Harry Potter And The Who Play Carnegie Hall
Harry Potter:Live It's NOT Saturday Night!
Harry Potter Versus The Planet Of Women Who Look Like Kagome!
Harry Potter And The Magical Driver's License From Oz
Harry Potter in Too Many Stupid Titles To Write!
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Hairy Potter and the Depilatory Spray
Harry PottingSoil and the Magic Geranium
Jimmy Potter, the Very Special but Boring Cousin
Harry Putter and the Retired Old Man
Harry Potter Explains it All
Harry Potter: Behind the Magic
Harry Potter and the Orc Who Looked Like the Virgin Mary and Got Auctioned Off On Ebay
Harry Potter and the MySQL Error
The Harry Potter Guide to Investing
Harry Potter Teaches Golf
Harry Potter and the Ceramic Teacup
Harry Potter Goes to Poughkeepsie
Harry Potter and the Day the Warthog Died
Harry PottingSoil and the Magic Geranium
Jimmy Potter, the Very Special but Boring Cousin
Harry Putter and the Retired Old Man
Harry Potter Explains it All
Harry Potter: Behind the Magic
Harry Potter and the Orc Who Looked Like the Virgin Mary and Got Auctioned Off On Ebay
Harry Potter and the MySQL Error
The Harry Potter Guide to Investing
Harry Potter Teaches Golf
Harry Potter and the Ceramic Teacup
Harry Potter Goes to Poughkeepsie
Harry Potter and the Day the Warthog Died
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Harry Potter:Man And Myth
Harry Potter Sues J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter And The Night Of The Neverending Story Part xv
Harry Potter And The Zombie That Ate Philadelphia
Harry Potter Meets The Archies
Harry Potter And Dobie Gillis At The Circus
Harry Potter Buys The Disney Corporation
Harry Potter On The Apprentice
Harry Potter Marries Hermione
Harry Potter Eats Green Eggs And Ham With A Commentary By Dr.Spock
Harry Potter Sings Nashville
Harry Potter Is My Name
Harry Potter And The Day That Everyone Got Hooked On Reading
Harry Potter Sues J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter And The Night Of The Neverending Story Part xv
Harry Potter And The Zombie That Ate Philadelphia
Harry Potter Meets The Archies
Harry Potter And Dobie Gillis At The Circus
Harry Potter Buys The Disney Corporation
Harry Potter On The Apprentice
Harry Potter Marries Hermione
Harry Potter Eats Green Eggs And Ham With A Commentary By Dr.Spock
Harry Potter Sings Nashville
Harry Potter Is My Name
Harry Potter And The Day That Everyone Got Hooked On Reading
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Harry Potter and the Day the Music Died
Harry Potter and a Bag of Chips
Harry Potter Is My Homeboy
Harry Potter and the Bunyon On His Foot That Looks Like Burt McCracken
Harry Potter Meets Princess Mia and Has Children
Harry Potter and the Ugly Baby
Harry Potter and Dudley: BFF!!!
Harry Potter and a Bag of Chips
Harry Potter Is My Homeboy
Harry Potter and the Bunyon On His Foot That Looks Like Burt McCracken
Harry Potter Meets Princess Mia and Has Children
Harry Potter and the Ugly Baby
Harry Potter and Dudley: BFF!!!
I mourn for those who never knew you
Click here for kick booty music!!
American by birth, Texan by the grace of God
This is where you can find me if I'm not on for a while
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Rachel - Posts: 1056
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Harry Potter meets "The Thing"
Harry Potter and Johnny Cash at the Montreaux Jazz Festival
Harry Potter vs Philip Pullman
Dr Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and Love Harry Potter books
Harry Potter and Johnny Cash at the Montreaux Jazz Festival
Harry Potter vs Philip Pullman
Dr Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and Love Harry Potter books
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bigsleepj - Posts: 3432
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Harry Potter And Orson Welles Eat Manhattan
Harry Potter And The Atkins Diet
Harry Potter On The Gong Show
Harry Potter And Starsky & Hutch
Harry Potter Takes Over Cartoon Network
Harry Potter In Love With A Mermaid
Harry Potter Endorses Mr.Magoo For President
Harry Potter Living In Outer Space
Harry Potter:Codenamed Ziggy The Clown
Harry Potter And The Day Of The Talking Iguanas
Harry Potter Versus The Avnegers
Harry Potter A Go Go
Harry Potter From U.N.C.L.E.
Harry Potter And The Atkins Diet
Harry Potter On The Gong Show
Harry Potter And Starsky & Hutch
Harry Potter Takes Over Cartoon Network
Harry Potter In Love With A Mermaid
Harry Potter Endorses Mr.Magoo For President
Harry Potter Living In Outer Space
Harry Potter:Codenamed Ziggy The Clown
Harry Potter And The Day Of The Talking Iguanas
Harry Potter Versus The Avnegers
Harry Potter A Go Go
Harry Potter From U.N.C.L.E.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Harry Potter and the Democratic National Committee
Harry Potter and Condi Take On the White House
Harry Potter and Hermione Teach You How to Play Beach Volleyball
Harry Potter and Condi Take On the White House
Harry Potter and Hermione Teach You How to Play Beach Volleyball
I mourn for those who never knew you
Click here for kick booty music!!
American by birth, Texan by the grace of God
This is where you can find me if I'm not on for a while
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Rachel - Posts: 1056
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Harry Potter in the war of the worlds
Harry Potter and the Fantastic Four
Harry Potter breaks the Da Vinci Code
Harry Potter and those Nasty Nazis from Nuremberg
Harry Potter meets Barry Trotter.
Harry Potter and the Fantastic Four
Harry Potter breaks the Da Vinci Code
Harry Potter and those Nasty Nazis from Nuremberg
Harry Potter meets Barry Trotter.
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bigsleepj - Posts: 3432
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the prophet by kahlil gibran
i dont recommend it.
i dont recommend it.
"The only consolation I find in your immediate presence is your ultimate absence."
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
Lord I give you my heart
I give you my soul
I live for you alone
Every breathe that I take
Every moment I'm awake
Lord have your way in me..
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
Lord I give you my heart
I give you my soul
I live for you alone
Every breathe that I take
Every moment I'm awake
Lord have your way in me..
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ally-san - Posts: 273
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Ally-san, what are you talking about? This thread is for failed Harry Potter titles.
Harry Potter and the Half-Priced Nimbus 2000
Harry Potter becomes an Outcast
Harry Potter and His Office Job
Harry Potter and the Half-Priced Nimbus 2000
Harry Potter becomes an Outcast
Harry Potter and His Office Job
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Warrior 4 Jesus - Posts: 4844
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Ally must have posted in the wrong thread by accident. It happens. 
Harry Potter and the Half-Priced Prints
Harry Potter gets the better of Count Dracula.
Harry Potter and the Nano-tech grumflower
Harry Potter and the Grudgemental Professor Horatio Huggenborg-Phlamby
Harry Potter and the Half-Priced Prints
Harry Potter gets the better of Count Dracula.
Harry Potter and the Nano-tech grumflower
Harry Potter and the Grudgemental Professor Horatio Huggenborg-Phlamby
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bigsleepj - Posts: 3432
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Harry Potter and Writers Block That Is Stalling A Multi-Million Dollar Franchise
[color="Red"]As a man thinks in his heart, so is he. - Proverbs 23:7[/color]
The Sundries
Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."
The Sundries
Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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Harry Potter and the Surefire Weight Lose Solution
Harry Potter and the Hufflepuff Code
Harry Potter and Hogsmeade Beach Diet
Harry Potter and the Complete Idiot's Guide to Harry Potter
Harry Potter and the First Muggle's Club
Harry Potter and How to Lose A Basilisk in Ten Days
Harry Potter and Bubotubers are from Mars, Unicorns are From Venus
Harry Potter and The Hippogriff Whisperer
Harry Potter and the Hufflepuff Code
Harry Potter and Hogsmeade Beach Diet
Harry Potter and the Complete Idiot's Guide to Harry Potter
Harry Potter and the First Muggle's Club
Harry Potter and How to Lose A Basilisk in Ten Days
Harry Potter and Bubotubers are from Mars, Unicorns are From Venus
Harry Potter and The Hippogriff Whisperer
[color="Red"]As a man thinks in his heart, so is he. - Proverbs 23:7[/color]
The Sundries
Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."
The Sundries
Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."
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