Worst movie line you've ever heard
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Most of the jokes from Pirates Of The Caribean as I can remember.
Take me
Far from all that's wrong and...
Let these
Fears collapse inside
Take me
Back to when i...
Believed
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DrNic - Posts: 695
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UC wrote:And there you have it. The movie is "Love Story."
*goes out to burn something*
Bob wrote:Oh well, it is all just a matter of taste.
Achoo: Time Out! Sorry bad guys, but I am running out of air. Gotta get pumpin'.
[Achoo pumps his sneakers]
Achoo: OK Honkies. Time In!
-------------------- Men in Tights
O_o;;; I guess it is Bob..... *cough*cough*
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Lehn - Posts: 460
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If you want bad movie lines, go rent any cheeesy romantic comedy *shudders with pain*
"Relax, turn around, and take my hand." Tool
"Heir Kommt Die Sonne." Rammestein
"Now the world is gone, I'm just one. Oh please God help me." Metallica
"Are You Ready?!?" KoRn
"All and all your just another brick in the wall." Pink Floyd.
The downfall of society will be society itself.
Rap is the malignant tumor of the music industry.
I HATE LINKIN PARK
"Heir Kommt Die Sonne." Rammestein
"Now the world is gone, I'm just one. Oh please God help me." Metallica
"Are You Ready?!?" KoRn
"All and all your just another brick in the wall." Pink Floyd.
The downfall of society will be society itself.
Rap is the malignant tumor of the music industry.
I HATE LINKIN PARK
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[quote="Lehn"]Achoo: Time Out! Sorry bad guys, but I am running out of air. Gotta get pumpin'.
[Achoo pumps his sneakers]
Achoo: OK Honkies. Time In!
-------------------- Men in Tights
O_o]
I think that stuff is funny... Anachronisms, non sequitur logic, and breaking of the fourth wall has always been what Mel Brooks is about. It's just not your style... Because I have it and you don't. Hehehe
[Achoo pumps his sneakers]
Achoo: OK Honkies. Time In!
-------------------- Men in Tights
O_o]
I think that stuff is funny... Anachronisms, non sequitur logic, and breaking of the fourth wall has always been what Mel Brooks is about. It's just not your style... Because I have it and you don't. Hehehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evcNPfZlrZs Watch this movie なう。 It's legal, free... And it's more than its premise. It's not saying Fast Food is good food. Just watch it.
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Bobtheduck - Posts: 5867
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the new Star Wars movies are the epitome of bad dialogue in my book. ugh.
"Are you an angel?" *scream of agony*
"Are you an angel?" *scream of agony*
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ShiroiHikari wrote:the new Star Wars movies are the epitome of bad dialogue in my book. ugh.
"Are you an angel?" *scream of agony*
Amen. -_- I must say, when I first heard Anakin yell, "Yippee!".... that really stabbed the Star Wars lovin' little kid in me deep with a blunt spoon.
What happen to the classic lines from the old school? Yeah, it had its flaws, but those are fun to make fun of....
Let me add three....
One:
*Vader slices Obi*
Luke's response: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Two:
Vader: I am your Father!
Luke's response: NOOOOOO!!!!
Three:
Vader: Then your sister… (or whatever he said)
Luke's response: NOOOOO!!!
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Vader slashed odi? Poor dog...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evcNPfZlrZs Watch this movie なう。 It's legal, free... And it's more than its premise. It's not saying Fast Food is good food. Just watch it.
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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Lol hey whiney farm boy Luke made the NO!!!! what it is today. You wouldn't call Vader saying "I am your father" corny now would ya?:P
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Do you think it is possible "whiny farmboy" is a bit harsh? I took Link Antilles' comment not as saying it was cliche, but as pointing out that he has the same response to everything.
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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uc pseudonym wrote:Do you think it is possible "whiny farmboy" is a bit harsh? I took Link Antilles' comment not as saying it was cliche, but as pointing out that he has the same response to everything.
And here I thought you were cracking a joke.
If this post seems too utterly absurd or ridiculous to be taken seriously, don't.
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Htom Sirveaux - Posts: 2429
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I'd have to say that one of the worst lines I've ever heard came from a movie that I love: Extreme Days.
Julie: Look, what I need is either a new car or a miracle!
(here's the line) Bryan: Maybe I can be your miracle.
Even though hearing that line just makes me want to... umm... anyway, I love the way Bryan's friends reacted to it. Whoever hasn't seen the movie really needs to, IMO.
Julie: Look, what I need is either a new car or a miracle!
(here's the line) Bryan: Maybe I can be your miracle.
Even though hearing that line just makes me want to... umm... anyway, I love the way Bryan's friends reacted to it. Whoever hasn't seen the movie really needs to, IMO.
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uc pseudonym wrote:Do you think it is possible "whiny farmboy" is a bit harsh? I took Link Antilles' comment not as saying it was cliche, but as pointing out that he has the same response to everything.
Uhh I said whiney...farmboy...Luke not you if thats what you mean. I knew what you meant in fact I don't even think I was even directing it to you, don't remember really.
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Yojimbo - Posts: 2695
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I see. In retrospect, that's probably my bad. Sorry about that.
You have to admit the line was intentionally terrible. I'm not sure it really counts for this thread... but ah well, it's work mentioning anyway.
Nightshade X wrote:I'd have to say that one of the worst lines I've ever heard came from a movie that I love: Extreme Days.
Julie: Look, what I need is either a new car or a miracle!
(here's the line) Bryan: Maybe I can be your miracle.
Even though hearing that line just makes me want to... umm... anyway, I love the way Bryan's friends reacted to it. Whoever hasn't seen the movie really needs to, IMO.
You have to admit the line was intentionally terrible. I'm not sure it really counts for this thread... but ah well, it's work mentioning anyway.
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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hahaha, yeah that was a bad line there even if intentional. lol. And that movie was downright hilarious!! XD
Just remember guys: don't ever use that line if the chance presents itself!!
Just remember guys: don't ever use that line if the chance presents itself!!
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
Satan, bite the dust!
"You are not who your mistakes say you are; you are not the sum of your failures!"---Rev. Billy Miller
Proverbs 18:24
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
Satan, bite the dust!
"You are not who your mistakes say you are; you are not the sum of your failures!"---Rev. Billy Miller
Proverbs 18:24
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Ssjjvash - Posts: 1073
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What about the line "I don't want to hurt our friendship"? I mean, I think that's the only "line" I've ever used... All such "lines" are bad.
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Bobtheduck - Posts: 5867
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there's one that works pretty well
it's: "Hey, are you free Saturday? Want to go with me to ____?"
ya get a decent acceptance ratio with that one.
it's: "Hey, are you free Saturday? Want to go with me to ____?"
ya get a decent acceptance ratio with that one.
"Reason is the Devil's harlot."
-Martin Luther
I'll stand for nothing less
Or never stand again
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-Martin Luther
I'll stand for nothing less
Or never stand again
-Chevelle, 'The Clincher'
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panegryst - Posts: 493
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I can't remember any bad movie lines off the top of my head; but as for video games:
Resident Evil - The KING of bad, corny lines.
Sonic Adventure - I was playing this the other day, Amy's line "No, not the the birdy!" had me in hysterics.
Resident Evil - The KING of bad, corny lines.
Sonic Adventure - I was playing this the other day, Amy's line "No, not the the birdy!" had me in hysterics.
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Azier the Swordsman - Posts: 3109
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I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
I do believe in fai-
And thus the worst movie line in all my short life lasted for practically a WHOLE SCENE (and in the voices of my younger siblings for days afterward)
I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
I do believe in fai-
And thus the worst movie line in all my short life lasted for practically a WHOLE SCENE (and in the voices of my younger siblings for days afterward)
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Kireihana - Posts: 761
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i thought the line from "a walk to remember" was pretty corny:
i might kiss you.
i might be bad.
i might kiss you.
i might be bad.
[color="DarkOrange"]"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things... hey... the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant." -11th Doctor
"The advice I like to give young artists, or really anybody who’ll listen to me, is not to wait around for inspiration. Inspiration is for amateurs; the rest of us just show up and get to work. If you wait around for the clouds to part and a bolt of lightning to strike you in the brain, you are not going to make an awful lot of work. All the best ideas come out of the process; they come out of the work itself. Things occur to you. If you’re sitting around trying to dream up a great art idea, you can sit there a long time before anything happens. But if you just get to work, something will occur to you and something else will occur to you and something else that you reject will push you in another direction. Inspiration is absolutely unnecessary and somehow deceptive. You feel like you need this great idea before you can get down to work, and I find that’s almost never the case." - Chuck Close[/color]
"The advice I like to give young artists, or really anybody who’ll listen to me, is not to wait around for inspiration. Inspiration is for amateurs; the rest of us just show up and get to work. If you wait around for the clouds to part and a bolt of lightning to strike you in the brain, you are not going to make an awful lot of work. All the best ideas come out of the process; they come out of the work itself. Things occur to you. If you’re sitting around trying to dream up a great art idea, you can sit there a long time before anything happens. But if you just get to work, something will occur to you and something else will occur to you and something else that you reject will push you in another direction. Inspiration is absolutely unnecessary and somehow deceptive. You feel like you need this great idea before you can get down to work, and I find that’s almost never the case." - Chuck Close[/color]
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I nominate Charlton Heston's line that got into the best movie quotes.
"Get your filthy hands off me you ****, hairy ape." or something like that.
Sorry, Heston, not your best moment.
"Get your filthy hands off me you ****, hairy ape." or something like that.
Sorry, Heston, not your best moment.
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Star Wars EpIII gave me whole slew of terrible movie lines now.
"Why does this keep happening to us? We're smarter than this!"
"Not. From. A. Jed. I."
"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Why does this keep happening to us? We're smarter than this!"
"Not. From. A. Jed. I."
"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Job 7:16
I loathe my life; I would not live forever. Let me alone, for my days are but a breath.
I loathe my life; I would not live forever. Let me alone, for my days are but a breath.
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(although it's anime and not movies, some DBZ stuff deserves honorable mention)
"Don't p*** off the dragon of love."
I found that one terribly funny, but mostly because I heard it on Toonami. I laughed so hard.
I pretty much dislike anything Anikin says. The guy's a fine actor if he keeps his mouth shut.
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Kireihana wrote:....
I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
I do believe in fairies! I do! I do!
I do believe in fai-
And thus the worst movie line in all my short life lasted for practically a WHOLE SCENE (and in the voices of my younger siblings for days afterward)
Awww, for some reason I loved that scene. XD
Hm...let me think...bad line...bad line...
"Love means never having to say you're sorry." Classic bad line. XD
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Velma in the first Scooby Doo movie..
Let's get jinky with it
That irritiates me to no end everytime the kids watch that movie.
Let's get jinky with it
That irritiates me to no end everytime the kids watch that movie.
You have been set free from sin and have become slaves to righteousness. Rom. 6:18
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cant remember title think it was night at the roxbury
um so i think this was my favorite line and my least favorite for i have qouted it to many times
"Did you touch my butt""Sir it is a physical impossibility for me to touch your butt from across the room""I Know your tricks Dui"
and then later again while there talking on the phone
"Did you touch my butt""Sir it is a physical impossibility for me to touch your butt from across the room""I Know your tricks Dui"
and then later again while there talking on the phone
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PumpkinKoRn52 wrote:If you want bad movie lines, go see any Arnold Schawrzenagger movie. I think that's how his last name is spelt. He's the king of bad lines. In Commando, he throws a guy off a cliff and says, " he tripped."
"He tripped"...
ROFLOL!!!!!
had enough.
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(Arnold's on an airplane. He's sitting with a bad guy. He breaks the guy's neck and arranges his body so that it looks like he's sleeping. He gets up and stops an attendent.)
Arnold: "Please don't bother my friend; he's dead tired."
(Arnold throws a knife into a guy, sticking him to a pole.)
Arnold: "Stick around."
Arnold: "Please don't bother my friend; he's dead tired."
(Arnold throws a knife into a guy, sticking him to a pole.)
Arnold: "Stick around."
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