Corrupted wish game

[Derek_Is_Me]

Granted, but unfortunately you were trained by a group of living deku nuts. You are considered a fairy tale and folklore by the natives.

I wish I was a rainbow covered cucumber.

[twistedfairytale45]

wish granted but sadly you had no pot of gold at your end so you were smashed by a very dissapointed fairy.

I wish I had a stick

[IPv4]

granted but the stick is broken in the middle

I wish I had a wish

[Derek_Is_Me]

Your wish is granted on the stipulation that you pay back the other wish with a wish of your own.

I wish for a porcupine named burkley.

[Kilvakar]

Granted, but Burkley doesn't like you and you end up stuck full of quills every time you see him.

I wish I could travel in time.

[Derek_Is_Me]

Granted, But instead of travelling by yourself. Or as most people would want, travelling with the doctor. You have to travel with the master.

I wish I was a flying phoenix.

[twistedfairytale45]

granted. You are a hansdom, phoenix bathed in golden, hot fire........ and without a fireproof body. Good luck getting anywhere when your tail's on fire.

I wish I was a mangaka :3

[TheAlbinoMoose]

Granted but the anime based off your creation doesn't follow the storyline, is poorly animated and the voice acting is just awful.

I wish I could turn into a magic flying burrito

[Mullet Death]

Granted, but I immediately eat you.

I wish for no wishes!

[twistedfairytale45]

well this is hard... um, too bad! You got a wish anyway... :|

I wish someone would reply to my questions about Goodbye, Mr. Despair.

[MomentOfInertia]

Someone responded, but it was just a sarcastic reference to a show you haven't seen... and now the thread's gone off topic and people are talking about


I wish I could focus on this textbook.

[twistedfairytale45]

wish granted, it's a textbook about kittens and now you have forgotten about homework and you have five minutes to finish your essay which you haven't even started.

[twistedfairytale45]

I wish I didn't have to do Biology

[AdriTan]

Wish granted. You must do dishes for a year instead.

I wish I had a unicorn.

[Peanut]

Granted but its the last one and its at the end of its life.

I wish my estate wasn't built on top of a gateway to R'lyeh.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted. It's built on top of a gateway to R'lyeh in an alternate dimension.

I wish I was a happy stingray.

[Peanut]

Granted but your happy because you killed Steve Irwin you jerk.

I wish The Fall lasted longer.

[Kilvakar]

Granted, it's always fall and the earth is nearly dead due to a lack of growing seasons .

I wish I had the ability to travel into my favorite stories, anime, movies, etc.

[IPv4]

granted, but you will always be the villain.

I wish for superstrength.

[Peanut]

Granted. You have super strength, relative to a slug.

I wish it was cheaper to cook for 60 people.

[Kilvakar]

Granted, it's much cheaper because all you have to cook is gruel.

I wish I never had to work for money again.

[IPv4]

granted, you will never have any money ever.

I wish I was prepared for tomorrow.

[Mullet Death]

Granted, but tomorrow never actually comes-- the apocalypse is upon us.

I wish I could adequately express my feelings more often.

[Peanut]

Granted, you can adequately express your feelings of guilt but nothing else.

I wish Streum on Studios would release a gameplay trailer of their new game already so I can tell if it will be worth buying or not.

[Kilvakar]

Granted, but unfortunately the only gameplay they show is of the loading screens.

I wish for a pet komodo dragon.

[Peanut]

Granted, but it bites you and well...lets just say your dragon isn't your pet anymore.

I wish I had an actual dragon for a pet.

[Twister980]

Granted, it promptly eats you.

I wish this forum was a zombie.

[Mullet Death]

Granted, it promptly eats your brains.

I wish I was 18 again.

[Twister980]

Granted, but you still have the responsibilities of an adult.

I wish for a NecoMimi.

[artisticDreamer]

Granted, but they break right after you get them
I wish for more free time