Hear ye, hear ye! Today marks an important occasion in history. Many, many years ago, on this very day, a star was born. Though insignificant and pointless at his birth, he grew into a person we hold dear today, who has affected our world in huge, immeasurable ways. And on this day, this boy becomes a man. All hail, our self-appointed President of the Goof Off, Crossfire the Vapid! May his mundane life go down in history as the greatest ever lived by a Canadian! May his illustrious career blossom into a memorable one, that will set a standard for the future leaders of our beloved Goof Off forum!
Don't ask me how he got to be president. I think the polls were rigged.
Anyhow, I figured this was more than called for. Everyone say something nice to H-sama. Or say something boring. In fact, if you want, just say something downright mean.
SPOILER: Highlight text to read: But remember he's an assassin who lurks in the shadows waiting to murder people he doesn't like, so be careful.
That said,
Maybe we should make today International Airsoft Day...
Oh, and I got you a present.