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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:21 pm

Because the movie 2012 just had to be moved from the action section to comedy

Why do i find batman to be only pretty cool?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:10 pm

Probably the same reason I think the same thing about Superman.

Why are comedies so funny?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:11 pm

Because they're comedic :3

Why don't people love pandas as much as i do?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:15 am

because pandas are overrated

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:49 am

The pandas got them

why do my ears feel clogged?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cc4FuzzyHuggles » Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:07 am

Because Santa's elves put their toe jam in them.

Why did the taco eat the cabbage?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Pika-chan » Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:57 am

because it was allergic to donuts.

why do the old people in anime look young, and the young people look old?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:07 am

Because the old animator people want to look young.

Why are videogames so addictive?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Pika-chan » Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:09 am

because the consoles have mind control devices in them that force you to play for hours on end.

what are hotdogs REALLY made out of?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:04 am

Cat meat.

Why is school so boring?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SilverToast » Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:45 am

It is a cover up for a lot of illegal and supernatural activity.

What is Weegee if Waluigi is Luigi's mischevous bad counterpart?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cc4FuzzyHuggles » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:59 pm

Luigi used to be named Weegee, as he was a squeegee in another world, who cleaned car windshields. But, when he left his old world behind to join Mario, he and his name were altered. Soon after, he wasn't the only one who left his world, as his evil car washing squeegee nemesis, Waluigi, followed!


Why can't cars talk?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:35 pm

they do we just don't understand them

Why dont frogs sing?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby AdriTan » Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:10 pm

They do, just not in English.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:49 pm

because elves stole all the caffeine and whatever they didnt take companies are now forced to make people like us pay too much for it

Why is chocolate so addicting?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Pika-chan » Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:42 am

because it is really an acronym for "Creating happiness on completely outstanding levels at the empire-of-narnia" (ran out of letters XD)

why do i look like a twelve year old?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:43 pm

Because it's better than looking like a 50 year old.

Why did the d.gray man anime have to suck?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:40 pm

because it was actually a vacuum in disguise

Why are there penguins on my wall?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Pika-chan » Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:32 pm

because the north pole was crushed and used for ice cubes in the worlds largest punch bowl.

Why is Cleanedbyblood's avatar so adorable?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:02 pm

Because it's chibi, and chibi's are the cutest thing ever.

Why are fruit loops so good?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby AdriTan » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:48 pm

Because they are made by food angels.

Why aren't I eating fruit loops?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:23 pm

because Panda took them all

Why won't Panda share the fruit loops? :(
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:22 pm

Becuase i suddenly became one of those kids chasing the cereal mascots for cereal.

Why do i like sierra mist more than sprite even though they're more or less the same thing?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cc4FuzzyHuggles » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:43 pm

Because sierra mist's name makes you feel more refreshed. It's all about that refreshingly misty sounding name, that makes it seem like that much more of a better experience!

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Pika-chan » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:34 am

because you stop dropping popcorn in between the cushions and it was starving to death.

why am i out of christmas chocolate? TT^TT
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:02 am

Those darned christmas elves.

Why do i get bored so easy?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Pika-chan » Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:33 pm

because panda's have short attention spans.

Why is pikachu so cute?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby AdriTan » Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:21 pm

Because he's secretly planning to take over the world with the Pokemon!

Why don't I have butterscotch pudding?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Pika-chan » Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:44 pm

Because it's illegal in america.

why do i post on this so often?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:04 pm

Because it's so fun

Why is Kyoya so awesome?
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