The CAA Vending Machine

Spawned by the randomness of the general board, here are the threads where you can do fun, pointless things. You may test the forum's features and make signature or avatar requests. Posts made here do not go towards your post count.

Postby rocklobster » Fri May 04, 2012 6:25 pm

you receive: A Chinese itunes card.
I stick in a copy of Plan 9 from Outer Space, the worst movie ever made.
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Postby MomentOfInertia » Fri May 04, 2012 6:31 pm

You Receive: A DVD flayer

*Inserts a newt.*


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a parrot. It's not alive. Maybe someone should have fed it while it was in the vending machine. It's wearing a tiny eyepatch.
a copy of Maradonia and the Seven Bridges. Sorry about your luck.
$1.12.
A box of crayons.
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Postby AdriTan » Fri May 04, 2012 7:34 pm

MomentOfInertia (post: 1554928) wrote:You Receive: Adri's tan.


haha I have no tan your outs luck. I'm super pale.... Originally my username was supposed to be AdriTam it failed on accident but I don't mind.


You receive a snake.

*inserts a song*
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Postby Michael Lance » Fri May 04, 2012 7:34 pm

you get Justin Bieber

*puts in a Kari Badge*

Inventory;

- 4 Kari Badges - use these in the CAA Vending Machine.

- Blade of Animus - use this to kill bad guys. Heck yeah.
M-I-C-H-A-E-L

spell it right, or don't spell it at all.

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Thank you, for all you do for us.


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Postby AdriTan » Fri May 04, 2012 8:24 pm

Michael Lance (post: 1555093) wrote:you get Justin Bieber

*face palms*
You get ..... Gabriella... From Highschool Musical....

*inserts Justin Bieber's ear* (don't ask) *hopes for sumthin better*
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Postby MomentOfInertia » Fri May 04, 2012 8:24 pm

Michael, the inventory is supposed to contain the stuff you received from the vending machine.

You Receive: 1x Karl bagel

*Inserts a (flash)cookie.*


Inventory:
a parrot. It's not alive. Maybe someone should have fed it while it was in the vending machine. It's wearing a tiny eyepatch.
a copy of Maradonia and the Seven Bridges. Sorry about your luck.
$1.12.
A box of crayons.
a snake.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Sat May 05, 2012 2:37 am

You receive a glow in the dark cake!

*inserts the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi (mythological sword used by Susano'o to slay the Orochi)*
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sat May 05, 2012 7:16 am

You got a shield!

*Inserts pants.*
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Postby TheMewster » Sat May 05, 2012 9:01 am

You get a ticket for indecent exposure!

*puts in Froday by Rebecca Black*
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Postby Vilo159 » Sat May 05, 2012 9:30 am

You receive a 'fro.

*inserts duct tape*
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sat May 05, 2012 9:33 am

you recieve gorilla glue.

*inserts a paper with the number 42 written on it*
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sat May 05, 2012 12:49 pm

You got the number 43!

*Inserts Fluttershy*
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sat May 05, 2012 12:54 pm

*the vending machine dies and is reincarnated to look 20% more adorable*

Inserts a staples "that was easy" button
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sat May 05, 2012 1:07 pm

You get a easy to use vending machine!

*Puts in my brain.*
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Postby Diamond Dragon » Sat May 05, 2012 1:31 pm

You get...brain mush!!!! O____o;;;

*inserts a half collar coin*
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sat May 05, 2012 1:44 pm

you get the other half collar

*inserts david hasselhoff*
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Postby AdriTan » Sat May 05, 2012 3:23 pm

receives sponge bob square pants!

*inserts glasses*
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Postby TheMewster » Sat May 05, 2012 6:16 pm

You recieve a half-eaten chocolate chip cookie!

*puts in former math teacher*
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Postby Michael Lance » Sat May 05, 2012 6:36 pm

You get an outdated math textbook.

*glomps Diamond Dragon, then crams her into the vending machine*

Inventory;

- 4 Kari Badges - use these in the CAA Vending Machine.

- Blade of Animus - use this to kill bad guys. Heck yeah.

- Gabriella from High School Musical. You could probably sell this cheaply...
M-I-C-H-A-E-L

spell it right, or don't spell it at all.

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Thank you, for all you do for us.


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Postby AdriTan » Sat May 05, 2012 6:40 pm

You get her back along with a "you're cruel" notice stuck to her forhead

*inserts a journal*
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Postby Michael Lance » Sat May 05, 2012 6:45 pm

You get the book Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

*says sorry and hugs Dia, then puts a coin in the machine*

Inventory;

- 4 Kari Badges - use these in the CAA Vending Machine.

- Blade of Animus - use this to kill bad guys. Heck yeah.

- Gabriella from High School Musical. You could probably sell this cheaply...

- A very red mark across your face where Diamond Dragon slapped you.

... ouch.
M-I-C-H-A-E-L

spell it right, or don't spell it at all.

@)}~`,~

Thank you, for all you do for us.


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Postby anlptgtsg » Sat May 05, 2012 9:17 pm

You gain 92546 experience. Needs 1 more exp to level up!:shake:

*Insert coins*
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Sat May 05, 2012 9:21 pm

you got a credit card with no limit

*inserts previous posters post*
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Postby bobmonkeys » Sun May 06, 2012 12:48 am

You receive this post.

Inserts a christmas tree.
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sun May 06, 2012 5:11 am

You get Santa Claus!

*Inserts Matt Smith.*
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Postby AdriTan » Sun May 06, 2012 2:55 pm

Receives angry dalek

(Rescues Matt Smith and gets to hang out with him an Karen Gillan)

*inserts euro *
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Postby love2cookpie » Mon May 07, 2012 4:44 pm

You receive the bird flu.

*puts in effort*
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Mon May 07, 2012 6:29 pm

You get 100,000 belis!

*Inserts Thundercats.*
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Postby AdriTan » Mon May 07, 2012 6:31 pm

Receives a poor sick kitty whose earsnhavebfallen off with frost bite

Inserts Zeldafan2's sick kitty
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Mon May 07, 2012 6:32 pm

You get a dead kitty. :(

*Inserts sad thoughts.*
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