CrimsonRyu17 (post: 1368298) wrote:"From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths." - 2 Kings 2:23-24
Best. Story. EVAR.
Maokun: Ninjas or Pirates? (Vikings are not a valid answer, sorry)
EricTheFred: Vikings are always a valid answer.
CrimsonRyu17 (post: 1368298) wrote:"From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths." - 2 Kings 2:23-24
Best. Story. EVAR.
Etoh*the*Greato (post: 1368408) wrote:I FRIGGEN LOVE THIS STORY! I ALWAYS HAVE! We used to shout this at our youth leader after the verse was pointed out to us. He was this large dude and bald. He'd warn us about the bears. Thankfully there were no bears close enough to maul us.
Etoh*the*Greato (post: 1368408) wrote:I FRIGGEN LOVE THIS STORY! I ALWAYS HAVE! We used to shout this at our youth leader after the verse was pointed out to us. He was this large dude and bald. He'd warn us about the bears. Thankfully there were no bears close enough to maul us.
Maokun: Ninjas or Pirates? (Vikings are not a valid answer, sorry)
EricTheFred: Vikings are always a valid answer.
Ingemar (post: 1368419) wrote:What? Does every "awesome" Bible story require homicide?
Bobtheduck (post: 1368406) wrote:REALLY Fat guy. Sword. Locked door.
Awesome. I'd so love to make a movie or TV show about Judges.
EDIT: I wanted to use a different link for the fat one, but I don't think it would have made it through CAAs censoring, and... well, probably wouldn't have been allowed.
CrimsonRyu17 (post: 1368298) wrote:"From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths." - 2 Kings 2:23-24
Best. Story. EVAR.
Ingemar (post: 1368419) wrote:Saul's conversion.
What? Does every "awesome" Bible story require homicide?
rocklobster (post: 1368283) wrote:What are the most awesome moments in the Bible? Let's discuss.
For me, it will always be when Jacob wrestles with an angel...and wins!
Sheenar (post: 1368483) wrote:Jacob doesn't win. The angel struck him, Jacob's hip went out of joint and he walked with a limp from then on.
Maokun: Ninjas or Pirates? (Vikings are not a valid answer, sorry)
EricTheFred: Vikings are always a valid answer.
When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, she lay down under Balaam, and he was angry and beat her with his staff. 28 Then the LORD opened the donkey's mouth, and she said to Balaam, "What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?"
Balaam answered the donkey, "You have made a fool of me! If I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now."
The donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?"
"No," he said.
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