Mr. Hat'n'Clogs (post: 1362209) wrote:When I was younger, I was a jedi for Halloween. I got a new lightsaber for it, and one warning label was kind enough to inform me that I should not "Poke or Jab with Light Saber". I lol'ed.
Maokun: Ninjas or Pirates? (Vikings are not a valid answer, sorry)
EricTheFred: Vikings are always a valid answer.
EricTheFred (post: 1362214) wrote:Well, duh. Any padawan knows the proper technique for lightsaber is a slashing rather than a thrusting attack.
Radical Dreamer (post: 1362198) wrote:XDD He actually said "Sir, you are standing in an electronics store. Now how can I help you?" The guy called him an unsavory word and got angry. XD
EricTheFred (post: 1362214) wrote:Well, duh. Any padawan knows the proper technique for lightsaber is a slashing rather than a thrusting attack.
Htom Sirveaux (post: 1362277) wrote:Room 731 is on the seventh floor. This is the basement.
ryguy5 (post: 1365980) wrote:This happened to my friend working at Staples:
Friend: Excuse me sir, but may I help you with anything today?
Customer: You already asked me that three times! Leave me alone!
(Friend stands there as the customer stomps off)
Then my best one, TRUE STORY:
(An old woman is at a sample computer, clicking the X to close a program, but when asked if she wants to save, she clicks cancel, and repeats the process a few times. I decide to help her out. Maybe that's where I went wrong.)
Me: Excuse me, ma'am? I don't think that's going to work... if you-
(She abruptly starts talking to me, ignoring the computer)
Customer: Oh hi. I was wondering... you know how you can see food on the internet?
Me: Uh... sure, I guess so.
Customer: Well, I want it to be in front of me.
Me: What?
Customer: You know, like I want it to come down the chute and be in front of me.
Me: I don't know what-
(She walks away somewhere else)
I really tried to understand what she might have been talking about but I almost got a headache from it, lol.
Azier the Swordsman (post: 1369689) wrote:My favorite stupid customer moment was when I was working at Wal-Mart and a first time shoplifter came to me requesting my advice on how to not make the front door alarms go off for the products he was trying to steal.
Nate (post: 1370359) wrote: As you might imagine, a running gag in the comic involves people coming to the store and wanting to buy walnuts despite the fact that the store is named "Everything But Walnuts."
*sigh* How did this man get to be head of an organization? That is just incredibly offensive to two different races. It's like he doesn't have that little voice in his head that tells you "Hey...thaaaat's a bad idea." Oi.FIFA President Sepp Blatter is surprised that John Terry has been sacked as England captain and has said that the centre-back would have been applauded in some countries for having an alleged affair.
England manager Fabio Capello stripped Terry of the captaincy on Friday following revelations in the UK press about the defender's private life, including allegations that he had an extra-marital affair with the ex-partner of England team-mate Wayne Bridge.
Despite the nationwide controversy in England, Blatter joked that in "Latin" countries, Terry's conduct may not have been considered a problem.
Blatter said: "Listen, this is a special approach in the Anglo-Saxon countries. If this had happened in let's say Latin countries then I think he would have been applauded."
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