Who cares?

[Kkun]

Ask me things. I'm bored. Anything. Questions about myself, life, the universe, anything. Of course, in keeping on topic, I guess you should ask about me... but I'm not going to cry if you ask me bizarre questions, too. The weirder the better. I am, in my own estimation, the most interesting member of CAA, so this could get really awesome.

Hop to it!

[Kaligraphic]

In what universe do you estimate yourself to be the most interesting member of CAA?

Does anime exist in that universe, or is CAA the Catholic Artichoke Association?

What manner of injuries has your life brought?

Have you ever been mugged by a pizza?

Are you a heretic?

Are you an eggplant?

How do you know?

What is your zombie plan?

[goldenspines]

I care.

What is the funnest and/or craziest thing you have ever attempted to try in your life so far?

How many songs can you play on your guitar?

And, have you finished reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? If so, how was it?

[Kkun]

Kali:
In what universe do you estimate yourself to be the most interesting member of CAA?
Every universe including the Marvel 616 universe.

Does anime exist in that universe, or is CAA the Catholic Artichoke Association?
Yes.

What manner of injuries has your life brought?

When I was in the 4th grade, I stabbed my hand with an X-acto knife that I had in my pocket (I had been working on a model kit early that morning before going to school). Being smart enough to know that I would be suspended if I fessed up, I made up a bogus story about cutting myself on a piece of glass. It was the worst injury of my life......so that really isn't all that interesting.

Have you ever been mugged by a pizza?

If only.

Are you a heretic?

Who's to say, really?

Are you an eggplant?

Again...if only.

How do you know?

I don't.

What is your zombie plan?

Find hockey pads and a battle axe, fight my way to the countryside, and ride out the apocalypse.

Goldie -

What is the funnest and/or craziest thing you have ever attempted to try in your life so far?

Moving a trampoline next to a swimming pool. It almost did not go well. Also, eating the entire Double Coronary Bypass Burger at this restaurant called The Vortex in Atlanta, GA. The Double Coronary Bypass is a burger with five strips of bacon, three pieces of cheese, two fried eggs and served between grilled cheese sandwiches. My life flashed before my eyes.

How many songs can you play on your guitar?

Off the top of my head? Maybe a hundred. I can play just about anything you put tabs for in front of me, though, if I can't figure it out by noodling. : D

And, have you finished reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? If so, how was it?

Not yet, but so far? It's AMAZING. There are ninjas in it. Not just zombies. Ninjas.

[Etoh*the*Greato]

What is your favorite form of ballistics protection?

[Kkun]

What is your favorite form of ballistics protection?

Holding the back button.

[Radical Dreamer]

Question 1:

Do you want to form...an alliance...with me?

Question 2:

Milk: whole, 2%, 1%, or skim?

Question 3:

What is the most bizarre inanimate object that you have named?

Question 4:

Coffee: black or with milk and/or inordinate amounts of sugar?

Question 5:

There is no question 5; 5 just seems like an even number (even though it's an odd number, fancy that)!

GO.

[Kkun]

[quote="Radical Dreamer (post: 1327753)"]Question 1:

Do you want to form...an alliance...with me?

Question 2:

Milk: whole, 2%, 1%, or skim?

Question 3:

What is the most bizarre inanimate object that you have named?

Question 4:

Coffee: black or with milk and/or inordinate amounts of sugar?

Question 5:

There is no question 5]

1. Absolutely, I do.

2. 2% all the way. Whole is too fatty, 1% is alright, and skim is like dirty water.

3. The most bizarre inanimate object I have named is my staple remover, which I call Antistapler...instead of Antichrist...haha...get it? It was funny at the time.

4. A little bit of milk, no sugar.

5. I do the same thing. Having four questions would just feel weird. D:

[Robin Firedrake]

What would you do if you suddenly got kidnapped by ninja cyborg faeries and were tossed in the dungeon with nothing but a banana? Oh, and a seed that you can grow to make plant arms. But it doesn't grow for a while actually...

What anime would you like the world to be like?

What would you do if, while in a fast food restaurant, a random person popped up from behind the counter, yelled "Burger PAUNCH!" and proceeded to slam a cheeseburger into your face?

An internet meme will become real if you say it! It only works once though. Which one?

Because ninjas stole this question it is not here.

[Kkun]

What would you do if you suddenly got kidnapped by ninja cyborg faeries and were tossed in the dungeon with nothing but a banana? Oh, and a seed that you can grow to make plant arms. But it doesn't grow for a while actually...

What anime would you like the world to be like?

What would you do if, while in a fast food restaurant, a random person popped up from behind the counter, yelled "Burger PAUNCH!" and proceeded to slam a cheeseburger into your face?

An internet meme will become real if you say it! It only works once though. Which one?

Because ninjas stole this question it is not here.

1. I would attempt to seduce one of the ninja cyborg faeries and get out of there, or I would just accept my fate. I would also attempt to trade the seed for cigarettes with the other inmates.

2. Rurouni Kenshin. I want to be able to slice through IRON with a SWORD.

3. I'd probably take my soft drink, shake it, yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" and lob it at them. Then I would eat the cheeseburger because, hey, it was on MY face, right?

4. The Dos Equis guy needs to be a meme. Stay thirsty, my friends, and all that.

5. They will not give it back, either.

[Lilac#18]

Do you have any siblings?

[Tsukuyomi]

What's your favorite food, color, anime, manga, and.. number o.O?

[Phantom_Sorano]

Hmm....let's see.

1. If a song could represent your life, what would it be and why?
2. Who has been the most inspirational person in your life?
3. What is the most spontaneous thing you have ever done?
4. What qualities make a good person?
5. Do you wash your hands because they are stained with the blood of Duncan?

[rocklobster]

Have you ever seen It's a Wonderful Life? If so, what's your opinion?
Who are your favorite writers?
Who are your favorite actors/actresses?

[LadyRushia]

1) If I came up to you and offered you a bag of cheeseburgers, what would you do?

2) If you had a pet dolphin, would you teach it to catch a frisbee?

3) Out of everyone from The Office, who would you choose to hang out with and be your best friend?

[ShiroiHikari]

I have only one question.

















Are you the blackest guy on CAA, or are you the blackest guy on CAA?

All kidding aside, what's your favorite memory of watching anime?

[Kkun]

Lilac:
Do you have any siblings?
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Yes, I do! I'm the oldest of three. I have a younger brother who is 20 and a younger sister who is 18.

Lucky:
What's your favorite food, color, anime, manga, and.. number o.O?
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Oh, lemme see here...
Food - Any kind of Mexican or Chinese, particularly that which is spicy. Some of my favorites specifically include good fajitas and any kind of well-made and spicy orange chicken.

Color - Green, as made apparent by my ridiculous collection of green band t-shirts and...well, shirts in general.

Anime - Rurouni Kenshin, hands down. Other favorites include Death Note, Gundam Seed, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ergo Proxy, Cowboy Bebop, and The Vision of Escaflowne. I'm also very partial to Hayao Miyazaki's films. I know I'm kind of mainstream, but I'm not really a hardcore anime fan.

Manga - Also Rurouni Kenshin, hands down. I adore the Jinchuu arc and feel that the animated treatment it received was a crying shame.

Number: I have always been partial to the number three. It, like five, is an odd number that feels complete.

Ms. Soran -
1. If a song could represent your life, what would it be and why?
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While I do not agree with some of the choices made by the singer, the song that most represents me currently is probably "The Good Life" by Weezer from the album Pinkerton. In it, the singer is kind of a curmudgeon who realizes that he's wasting his life and not having any fun. While I certainly don't think I'm wasting my life, I sometimes have to step back from all that's bothering me and realize that life is more than just studying and working all the time.

2. Who has been the most inspirational person in your life?
- My parents and one of my college professors who was an inspiration in my decision to study English.

3. What is the most spontaneous thing you have ever done?
I was really sleep deprived after class once, so I asked this girl out when I KNEW it was going to be a terrible idea. I KNEW it. She had been flirting with me for like three weeks. I asked her out in a moment of sheer insanity, she said yes to be nice. Turns out, she was a few short days away from being in a relationship with this other guy.

4. What qualities make a good person?
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I don't know that anyone's really a "good person" except by the grace God gives them. I'm a sinner like everyone else. However, qualities about me that I think are slightly less bad are that I genuinely like people and I enjoy interacting with people. What makes me a good person? If anything does, it's the fact that at the end of the day, Jesus still loves me even when I am a jerk. All I can do is try to pass that grace on to other people as much as I can because we've all got our stuff to deal with.

5. Do you wash your hands because they are stained with the blood of Duncan?

EDIT: *I am a terrible English major. I know this. It's MacBeth. I just......failed.*

rocklobster:
Have you ever seen It's a Wonderful Life? If so, what's your opinion?
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I have seen It's a Wonderful Life, and it is a very touching story. I watch it most years at Christmas time.


Who are your favorite writers?
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Ron Hansen, Charles Dickens, Donald Miller, Aaron Weiss, T.S. Eliot, Trent Reznor, Reese Roper, J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Jon Foreman, A.W. Tozer, Thomas Pynchon, G.K. Chesterton, Brian Michael Bendis, Jeph Loeb, and Frank Miller (pre-going insane).

Who are your favorite actors/actresses?
Actors: Brad Pitt, Heath Ledger, Casey Affleck, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman, Bruce Willis, John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson.
Actresses: Rachel Leigh Cook (I'm a little in love with her), Zooey Deschanel, Uma Thurman...

Rushirawr:
1) If I came up to you and offered you a bag of cheeseburgers, what would you do?
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Not take them, because I know what I would have to do to get them.

2) If you had a pet dolphin, would you teach it to catch a frisbee?
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Yes, but with what part would it catch the frisbee is the question?

3) Out of everyone from The Office, who would you choose to hang out with and be your best friend?
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Jim Halpert. He's a regular guy. I'm a regular guy. I think we would get along.

Nette -
My favorite memory of watching anime is....

[spoiler]Probably the HOLY #$*&(*&#$*&##(*&$ THAT'S AWESOME/HORRIBLE when Unit 01 went berserk in Evangelion and ATE that angel. I can't remember which one. It's late in the series.[/spoiler]

[Radical Dreamer]

IIIIII have more questions!

If your entire music collection somehow exploded, leaving only one album unharmed, which would you want it to be?

When it starts raining while you're driving, how long do you wait before turning on the windshield wipers?

Also. If steak is marinated to be awesome, does it or does it not need A1 Steak Sauce?

[Kkun]

IIIIII have more questions!

If your entire music collection somehow exploded, leaving only one album unharmed, which would you want it to be?

When it starts raining while you're driving, how long do you wait before turning on the windshield wipers?

Also. If steak is marinated to be awesome, does it or does it not need A1 Steak Sauce?

1. I would not be sad if Pinkerton by Weezer, Catch For Us the Foxes by mewithoutYou, or No Sir, Nihilism is Not Practical by Showbread survived.

2. As long as it takes for the view to become invisible. Otherwise, I will drive around with a slight drizzle with the wipers off...just to look tough.

3. A well-cooked steak needs no steak sauce....but when it does, I prefer Heinz 57. : )

[ProphetGirl16]

What are your favorite foods? ^w^

[Kkun]

I think I answered that one, but heck, I'll go again. My favorite foods are like...any kind of spicy Mexican food or Chinese food. I love fajitas and good orange chicken, especially.

[ProphetGirl16]

What's orange chicken? O.o

[Maokun]

Explain what makes you think you are the most interesting person in the CCA.

Also, if you could make appear in one of your pockets whatever one thing you could want. What would it be?

[Kkun]

Prophet -
Orange chicken is an American (I guess?) Chinese food concoction that is some kind of lightly fried or battered chicken with an orange glaze.

Maokun -
1. I constantly think about lighting my hair on fire just for kicks.
2. A lighter with which I might set my hair ablaze.