***Code D.Floss***

[Dante]

Bu- Where is da Puritan? Where is da Rabid Duckee?

[Peanut]

Bu- Where is da Puritan? Where is da Rabid Duckee?

I said given enough time and an internet connection, neither Puritan nor da Rabid Duckie have enough time...for their time has run out with jobs and stuff...

[Dante]

YOU LIE!!! I KNOW THE REAL REASON! You destroyed their internet connection along with Kaligraphic because you knew that without Da Rabid Duckee and Puritan you would have to only face me at the head of the Imperium... and thus it would an easy time for you both to overwhelm my forces and bring and end to the IOMs reign as the supreme owner of Zuk Burgers in the universe!

[Peanut]

Well...at least Temulin is still here to celebrate her birthday and things...that leaves...gosh...the original group has certainly dwindled over the years...could there be...an assassin?! Yes...an assassin picking off old Temuopolis rebellion/Of Nations players...

[Dante]

Ahem... eh... Pascal whistles and slowly wanders to the sidelines.

[Dante]

Pascal: Hey Zarn... I'm thinking
Pascal: Puritan no longer comes online
Pascal: and well, you haven't been playing there for a while
Pascal: ... maybe
Pascal: I SHOULD SELL THE IOM TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER
Zarn has signed out. (3/22/2009 7:56 PM)

[Peanut]

Peanut: Zarn!
Zarn has signed out. (3/22/2009 22:56:37)

[Dante]

The IOM orders you to ink and color the following ripped idea but original drawings by Pascal. Doing so will make the images even more epic... or maybe actually make them epic for the first time... but that stated, I present to you.

Nations and States Powers of Hetalia
(IOM and the Obsidian Empire)



For even more epicness... I complete endorse your creating your own nation for this comic and drawing your own comic... its fun!

[Peanut]

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Hello folks, economy got you down?

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Cause its certainly got us down…so in order to stop ourselves from going out of business an executive decision has been made to hold a very special promotional battle.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: You may have remembered when they clashed before in the very first Of Nations and States tourney. It was a battle filled with epicness, speeches and violence.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: But mostly speeches…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Yes…well the loser of that match, the all powerful, supremely awesome Peanut, has been itching to get a chance at revenge ever since. Now he will get his chance!

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: Yes folks, starting today a very special grudge match will be held in Zarn Ishtare Memorial stadium.

Ninja Monkey Announcer 1: Peanut vs. Zarn Ishtare! This time it’s all about revenge…

Ninja Monkey Announcer 2: We now go to our stadium side analyst to get his take on the battle.

*The camera switches to show Lord Kalvin’s head sitting in a library filled to the brim with leather bound books, one of which is floating off to the side. His head is tilted at an angle to suggest that he is reading it but also so that the camera can catch his full Vampire, bodiless glory. The book suddenly falls over and Lord Kalvin’s head stares into the camera.*

Lord Kalvin: There will be blood.

*The camera switches back to the announcers.*

NMA1: Profound.

NMA2:…wow…if I had known that’s all they wanted us to say…I would have signed up for that analyst job.

NMA1: Anyway, without further delay. It’s time for Peanut vs. Zarn Ishtare! They aren’t holding back. So, ladies, neither should you…

NMA2: I thought the subtitle was “This time it’s all about revenge.”

NMA1: Don’t be silly, that was never the subtitle to this fight.

NMA2:…all right…

*The virtual arena powers up to reveal a massive city, identical to the one Peanut and Zarn fought in during their first confrontation. Peanut and Zarn suddenly appear walking towards each other.*

Peanut: Ishtare!

Zarn: Peanut!

Peanut: Ishtare!

Zarn: Peanut!

*Suddenly a building collapses, filling the street with dust. The dust cleared to reveal a muscle bounded figure.*

Figure: Ryuken!

NMA1: AND WHAT A TWIST! IT APPEARS AS IF RYUKEN IS IN THIS FIGHT AS WELL!!!

NMA2:…I think you just blew out my eardrum…

NMA1: THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS! THIS IS MORE THEN JUST A GRUDGE MATCH! MORE THEN JUST A REMATCH OF ONE OF THE MOST EPIC BATTLES IN THIS LEGENDARY TOURNEY! THIS IS A THREE WAY FREE FOR ALL! PEANUT VS. ZARN VS. RYUKEN! THEY’RE HERE TO KICK BUTT AND WRITE LONG MONOLOUGES…and they’re all out of words…

NMA2: Seriously…I didn’t hear a word you just said…I think I’m going to have to see a doctor or something…

Zarn: What?! I thought this was a duel between me and you Peanut! Not some sort of publicity stunt!

Peanut: A). A duel between you and I would be a publicity stunt B). look in your contract, no where does it say that this battle would be purely between you and I.

Zarn: I know but it didn’t mention anything about him being here!

Peanut: Well, ignorance is bliss Zarn. Besides, your stock has dropped since the last tourney. I had to choose someone else with a massive fan girl base to watch this on pay per view.

Zarn: Ryuken has fan girls?

*Somewhere in New Jersey.*

Ryuken’s Fan Girls: OH MY GOSH!!! RYUKEN IS SOOO HAWT!!!

*Back in the arena.*

Zarn:…I’m sorry I asked…

Ryuken: Are you two done talking? I’d like to get done with killing all of you so I can stand on top of one of these buildings and pose in an overly macho way for all the publicity photos.

Zarn: Peanut! I swear I am going to kill you for this!

Peanut: Good, then this will surely bring in the dough…

Ryuken: Pitiful. Only dogs fight for money, real men fight to show how truly awesome they are.

Peanut: Oh I’m not talking about money. I’m talking about literal dough…cookie dough to be exact. I’ve got a deal with the Locust Bakery to supply me with enough cookie dough to feed my troops throughout these hard economic times. All I have to do is have one epic battle and my troops are set for life!

Ryuken: I see…too bad you will only be tasting the bitterness of defeat.

Peanut: Um…even if you beat me in this battle…I do I still get to taste the sweets of a successful media event…which was my goal to begin with…so how would I be tasting the bitterness of defeat?

Ryuken:*Ryuken smiles* You shall see…

*Stay tuned for the epic six part battle…that’s right…six parts…this is going to be huge…*

[Zarn Ishtare]

Sun Tsu said that if you are everywhere, which also means nowhere, than you will have achieved a perfect and untouchable victory

[Peanut]

Sun Tsu said that if you are everywhere, which also means nowhere, than you will have achieved a perfect and untouchable victory

We could help you with this. Sending you nowhere that is...I hear its in Kansas...also, more of what I posted above Zarn to come...

[Peanut]

Excuse the double post...but this is worth it...

Part 2-The Battle Begins

*A referee shuffles out between the three fighters mumbling to himself in frustration. His bald head reflects the sunlight in a way that only his unique bald head could reflect sunlight.*

Bald Referee: *mumbling* I’m too old for this…*clears his throat and then speaks up*All right, fighters set…eh start…

Peanut: That’s it? No countdown.

Bald Referee: Buddy, I’ve got 1 week until I retire, do you really think I’m going to do a countdown during my last *suddenly the Bald Referee explodes like some blood filled bomb*

Peanut: Oh! Ryuken! For goodness sakes, he had 1 week left!

Ryuken: Yes…1 week before he would lose his reason to live. I put him out of his misery and cleared him out of our way.

Zarn: *sarcastically* Wow! I’m sooo frightened; Ryuken has pressed power points to kill another Referee. Such a horrifying act!

Ryuken: You should be.

Zarn: *with even more sarcasm (if that’s at all possible)* Really? Yeah Ryuken, I’m definitely shaking in my boots now! I’m mean, it’s not like I’ve purged my fear of death or anything…no that surely wasn’t the result of years of training with the Lord of Undeath.

Peanut: But your immortal…

Zarn: And?

Peanut: You can’t die thus you have no fear of death…

Zarn; Well I didn’t say it was a particularly hard part of his training.

Ryuken: Enough! We are already lapsing into too much dialogue. Do you really want this to be a repeat of your battle again?

Peanut: Actually…yes…that fight got the highest ratings of all of them…

Ryuken: SILENCE! Now DIE!

*After Ryuken’s grand display of the loudness of his voice, the fighters stood for a moment in silence. Then Peanut coughed.*

Ryuken: See it is already beginning!

Peanut: Yep, the awkwardness of that moment has definitely begun…and ended.

Zarn: Look, Ryuken, I thought I made myself clear when I sarcastically made fun of your use of power points. But let me spell it out to you in a way that your puny mind can understand.

*Ryuken’s demeanor changes at Zarn’s insult at his intellect, his face now shows a new rage.*

Zarn: Pressing power points…yeah it doesn’t affect me. I’ve been around the block a few too many times to let such brute force tactics catch me off guard. I prepared myself on the off chance that we would meet in battle. Besides, I’m immortal, pressing power points that would kill me wouldn’t have affected me even if I hadn’t trained to be resistant to it. Now Peanut on the other hand…hey where did Peanut go?

*During Zarn’s explanation as to why he was awesome and Ryuken’s attacks were usless, Peanut had decided to skip words and merely show that Ryuken’s attack had failed by first scaling a building in a single bound. And then, preparing for a new attack.*

Peanut: Oh this will be fun…I’ve uped my arsenal since we last met Zarn…say hello to the Rains of Destruction!

*Suddenly, large blasts of energy began to descend from the heavens, exploding when they hit the ground. One hit where Zarn and Ryuken were, however most of them avoided that area altogether and turned the city into ruins instead. The display was rather impressive and got the announcers to say something.*

NMA1: Wow! And there you have it folks! A new technique made especially for this fight! Ninja Monkey Announcer 2! Tell us about the Rains of Destruction!

NMA2: Yes the Rains of Destruction, not to be confused with the phonetically similar Reigns of Destruction. Rains of Destruction occurs when Peanut pushes a large amount of energy up into the clouds and…

NMA1: BORING! Let’s return to the battle!

*Peanut stood atop the lone unscathed skyscraper and viewed the ruins of the city he had built…well virtually at least. Though he did not use enough power to destroy the entire city, he figured his display would do the job.*

Peanut: Well there you have it folks…I just started this fight off with a boom!

Zarn: Boom!

*Zarn suddenly punched Peanut in the face so hard that he flew across the city; while the Rains of Destruction hadn’t killed him, it had scratched his armor pretty badly and covered his face in burn marks. Zarn focused his energy into his fist.*

Zarn: An eye for an eye Peanut.

*He extended his fist towards where Peanut was flying. But before he could fire, Ryuken came and slammed his elbow into Zarn’s arm, changing the aim of his attack towards the feet around him. The blast caused Zarn and Ryuken to drop down several floors in the skyscraper into a room filled with cubicles. Zarn stood up and dusted himself off.*

Zarn: Of course…nothing is going to be easy in this fight huh…

*Ryuken suddenly appeared and threw a massive right hook at Zarn. Zarn managed to just dodge it but the force from Ryuken’s blow caused him to fly backwards into the skyscraper window, cracking it with his impact. Peanut’s attack and the blast that caused them to drop into this office had ripped Ryuken’s shirt in a manly manner, showing off his bulging muscles more so then before. In New Jersey, is fangirls screamed with more glee then before and several fainted. Ryuken then began to beat on Zarn Ishtare with sheer brutality and strength.*

Zarn: What is your problem?! *another punch lands in Zarn’s abdomen causing him to loose his breath for a second* I had Peanut in my sights! *Ryuken punches Zarn again.*

Ryuken: You called me stupid. But I am not stupid, I have a Doctorate in Eastern Philosophy.

*Zarn suddenly looks shocked at Ryuken*


Zarn: Really, wow I had no clue. That actually sounds very interesting.


Ryuken: WITH A MINOR IN PAIN!!!!

*Ryuken’s next punch launches Zarn out through the window and causes him to fall to the streets below. However, during this barrage, Peanut had managed to get back to the skyscraper, and had descended into the room Zarn and Ryuken had been fighting in. With a blast of chaotic energy, Ryuken was thrown out of the skyscraper in a similar manner to Zarn. Peanut then jumped from the window and pulled a tremendous amount of Chaos energy around him. Zarn hit the ground with a thud, causing the road to crack and a crater to form. Ryuken fell on top of him, crushing him with the weight of his muscles and making the crater even larger (rumor has it, several fanfics were written involving this moment…and none of them were pleasant…stupid fangirls…). Then Peanut hit, unleashing his Chaotic energy in an explosion that scattered the thre of them into surrounding buildings. As they pulled themselves from the holes they had created in those walls. Ryuken regained his composure.*

Ryuken: Hmmm…it seems that whenever one of us tries to fight the other, someone interferes.

Zarn: Yep.

Peanut: I kind of like it this way. Keeps you on your toes.

Ryuken: I didn’t want to use this so soon. But it seems like you have given me no choice Peanut.

*Ryuken smiles as he extends both his arms above his head.*

Ryuken: Your ratings will surely drop when I summon them.

Peanut: Them? Who could you possibly...*Peanut’s eyes suddenly widened* No…you wouldn’t…

Ryuken: I am.

Zarn: What…Ryuken’s now a summoner? Like he could summon anything that could defeat me.

Peanut: Curse you Ryuken, I knew I would regret including you in this battle. But the rave reviews from your fangirls was too much to pass up.

Ryuken: Yes, and now you will get to meet all of them.

*Ryuken suddenly strikes a manly pose. One which shows off the years of training he has undergone to sculpt his body. A squeal that shatters what glass is left in the city is heard and suddenly the ground begins to rumble. Peanut takes up a fighting stance. Zarn looks around.*

Zarn: Right…like a few fangirls are really going to stop…me…

*Zarn beholds not just a few fangirls, but an entire stampede of fangirls, running down the streets from all directions, converging on them and Ryuken’s manly pose. Suddenly, Zarn’s heart sank…this was going to be painful…*

*Tune in for part 3: Attack of the Fangirls*

[Kaligraphic]

Hmm... part 3 seems to be delayed.

[Peanut]

Hmm... part 3 seems to be delayed.

Yes...I have been supremely lazy and have postponed this...I'll finish it eventually...

[Dante]

While you wait for the next part, I stole Temmys character and I was controlling her mercilessly on CN as the ruler of the new Soviet Grecco-Aether States, here is the post with a less loony more commy Temmy :

A live news cast was being broadcast over the Soviet Greco-Aether States, upon a wooden banister ornamented among red woven banner bearing the sign of the hammer and sickle and beneath a rain of similarly colored foil confetti, the Chairwoman and Generalissimo of the SGAS stepped forward in a wonderfully matching red trench coat and officer's hat. She stood at ease and was receptional to the people's praise and smiled while waiving at them from her post before motioning for them to simmer down. A hush fell over the crowd.

Narrator: People of the Soviet Grecco-Aether States, I present a person whose name need not be mentioned, our Komandir in nachal'nik (Commander in chief), tovarishch (comrade) Chairwoman Temulin.

The crowd is silenced once again after another round of cheering.

Chairwoman Temulin: People of the universal working class, the vision of Leninist-Marxism material! Your Soviet State is a REALITY! *Cheers* You have understood the historical laws of our world and applied this science well in voting with your feet to bring this state into being. The world may not recognize us, but they are blinded by the opiates of the Bourgeoisie classes. However, now that the proletariats have seen the truth, they cannot be stopped. We strictly have the moral superioriority and it is known within the laws of history that those with the moral-political advantage determine the outcome of history, not those of wealth. The CPSU has authorized as of now, the establishment of a kadre whose purpose will be guided by the party. Kandidat and voting members will work in unison to form a defense of our nation given that the capitalists may seek to over-throw the will of the people. They will ensure that Marxist-Lenninist ideologies form the backbone of a moral structure that will continue to seek the national interest and they will work together in with the newly created Ministry of Defense in order to ensure that we are prepared for future conflict, for we understand that being unprepared for war is to fail, to fall to the shame of the universal working masses and pain of the Fatherland. We cannot allow those that threaten the Soviet state to rally against us in victory. Nikak net!

Chairwoman Temulin: As of now, every young man of age eighteen and older will be drafted into the service for the period of three years to ensure that we do not face destruction at the hands of our enemies. Those who wish to become officers may enroll in military school at the age of 16 years of age and will be placed within this system until their coming of age. The national safety and patriotism towards the Fatherland and the Soviet cause compels you to stand in defense of the united workers of the world. Your solemn and sacred duty to the Soviet State over your own life and blood is an honor to us all and you should be proud to wear the flag of the S.G.A.S. . You are the defenders of the homeland, the reliable shield of socialism!

Temulin Saluted, at which point the entire crowd mimicked her move as shown by a panorama of a vast sea of people as they stood in a moment of silence. A loud swaying crack followed as they stood at attention, saluting every boys dream to be recognized on a world stage as important.

Chairwoman Temulin: Kollektiv's of the great soviet state, you honor us all by showing your support to the people of Raochin as they are forced to endure hooliganism from their peoples. Your voluntary and spontaneous action brings a smile to my face every time you act. As our children explore the beautiful landscape of the Fatherland with the great program, the Young Pioneers, and they play out zarnista together in building their bonds of friendship, my heart swells with the truth that we must continue on this path and pursue the great destiny that awaits our people, we should recognize and apply ourselves to the history of the world. The future efforts of people from all ages in their volunteer efforts to build this great country, I read of them daily in national media sources like the Red Star, and I am overjoyed to hear of our continued growth.

Chairwoman Temulin: The state has also heard your pleas for a better standard of living now that you have been freed from the shackles of the oligarchy of the world's bourgeoisie. The Aether Organization is working with the voluntary efforts of the Kollektivs to rebuild the nations infrastruction, repairing factories, rising up schools and universities and bringing medical doktors to the region in clinics and hospitals built by the work efforts of the people in acts of sheer patriotism for the communist homeland. Future generations will cheer at the history of your efforts and will be inspired to better the lives of your childrens childrens children! You have much to be proud of and as I work to meet with distant leaders of the world and spread the news of the soviet revolution, I look forward to hearing of your great exploits when I return.

Chairwoman Temulin: FOR THE HOMELAND, FOR THE PARTY, AND FOR COMMUNISM!

*Chairwoman Temulin Leaves the stage as the news media continue on, taking a moment to smile in benevolence to the words of their leader before continuing, some echoing her final statement with great pride already.*

Meanwhile a short time later, individuals loyal to the region were instructed to lead and bring into service young men of age. As the region had to depend upon officers in the region that may have been disloyal to the party views, those that were former officers were granted the position of Zampolit, while requiring their decisions (which had to be signed) to be signed off by komandir. The usage of edinonachalie, or essentially a single commander of the armed forces was placed temporarily under the Aether Organizations Obshchevoiskovoi Komandir, (combined arms commander) Von Zepplin, who actually worked in a continued close collaboration with Chief Marshal of the Air Force, Von Zak and Chief Marshal of Artillery, Von Zuk. Uppon Temulin's return and her ability to properly operate the status of Generalissimo of The Soviet Grecco-Aether States, Von Zepplin under party command was to return to his status granted to him by the Aether Organization, Admiral of the Soviet Grecco-Aether States. Arascal was naturally placed in charge of the KGB.

One by one, the youth who would join the national calling that was made to them would join swearing a solemn oath that had a greater moral weight then a legal one as focussed on in the vial capitalistic states with their love of lawyers.

I ___________, a citizen of the Soviet Grecco-Aether States entering into the ranks of the Armed Forces, take an oath and do solemnly swear to be an honorable, brave, disciplined, vigilant warrior, strictly safeguarding military and state secrets, unswervingly fulfilling all military regulations and orders of commanders and chiefs.

I conscientiously swear to master military affairs to protect fully military and national property and, to my last breath, to be loyal to my nation, to my Soviet homeland, and to the Soviet government.

I am always prepared, upon orders of the Soviet government to go to the defense of my homeland- the Soviet Grecco-Aether States and, as a warrior in the Soviet Armed Forces, I swear to defend her manfully, skillfully, with dignity and honor, not sparing my own blood and life itself for the achievement of total victory over the enemy.

If I should ever violate this, my solemn oath, then let the severe punishment of Soviet Law, and the universal hatred of the working masses, fall upon me.

The forces of the Rebel Army in the region, were noted and a message was sent requesting that they peacefully leave the region, if they were to stay they were not permitted by the new nation of the Soviet Grecco-Aether States to act in any means violent or detrimental to the state. No forms of hooliganism or violations of the law would be allowed whatsoever. They were encouraged to return or change their status to tourists and surrender their weapons back to the Rebel Army or the SGAS. As tourist, they were welcomed to come and enjoy the wonderful beauties of the SGAS. Protests, as had been seen in Raochin however, would not be tolerated as it was a form of hooliganism, those wishing to seek change should instead contact their local Kollektiv Officers who would pass the information on to kandidats and voting members of the party that would consider their requests with great weight and see to it that the best interests of the people were implemented.

Citation: Soviet AirLand Battle Tactics by William P. Baxter

[Dante]

OOC: Long time since we've had one of those massive posts.

[Jingo Jaden]

Parts of Peanut's post reminded me a bit of the DBZ abridged version, which was actually pretty good. Have not really been looking at this section for some time, but now that I am finally getting CS4 and max back, I can get back on the work of the funz.

Oh, and never underestimate the power of fangirlz. Aside from simply destroying the opposition, they also corrupt everything they come across.

[Dante]

Checks out DBZ abridged... wow. that was just an epic wow. I laughed so VERY hard.

[Peanut]

The fact that you just learned about DBZ abridged makes me sad Pascal...as it is quite possibly the best abridged series ever...and brings back so many fond memories of my childhood.

[Zarn Ishtare]

Ryuken was not that impressive, honestly, and would be no match for Zaren Talarr Malfash Ishtar.



Now, SC*PTH, on the other hand...that would be a thing of my nightmares.

[Jingo Jaden]

DBZ Abridged is impressive. It does certainly rival the Yu-gi-oh abridged series. Nappa was over-awesome in this season. I've been a bit busy with the live action movie of Riki-Oh. The horrible English dubs, extremely cheesy over-the-top violence and funky characters caught my attention. That, and excessive history studying. Mostly military, but also biographies of great leaders such as Charlemagne and Winston Churchill while going through general history books as well as works from Plato and Saint Augustine. A hint of architecture as well, mostly church/cathedral based.

That aside, Peanut, you get major minus points if you don't post something soon. It's always fun watching the random violence unfold now that N&S is in a bit of a dead zone.

[Peanut]

Ryuken was not that impressive, honestly, and would be no match for Zaren Talarr Malfash Ishtar.



Now, SC*PTH, on the other hand...that would be a thing of my nightmares.

Careful Zarn, lest the fate of Lord Kalvin be repeated with Zaren Talarr Malfash Ishtar.

And another post will be coming this evening since...well...reading (or even skimming) a Bilblical commentary as a textbook really isn't good for your brain or sanity...especially if you don't take a break...

[Peanut]

Excuse the double post but...it is finished...

Part 3: Attack of the Fangirls

*They came by the thousands. Each equipped with photos, plushies, manga, and Ryuken's hit workout DVDs “Power Points: How I sculped this monument of a Body in three minutes.” When they entered the city...all space was consumed in a rave of squeals, autograph signing, and hormones. The only space, was on a small pedestal that Ryuken had erected by pressing several power points on the Earth, allowing him to rise above the crowd to safety. In the midst of this, smashed against a store window, struggling to get free were Peanut and Zarn.*

NMA 1: Wow...I can't see a thing...

NMA 2: Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged was right...fangirls really do ruin everything.

Zarn: You know Peanut. Usually, I wouldn't mind being crushed by thousands of screaming females. But in this instance...*Zarn moved his elbow in an attempt to gain some space amongst the mass of fangirls only to be shoved back into the window*I don't like it, I really don't like it.

Peanut: You know Zarn. This is going to sound crazy, but perhaps we should team up temporarily.

Zarn: Heck no! I can take care of this myself! Now then...time to unleash the big gun. FENRIS!!!

*Zarn's call echoed throughout digital world. Almost like a howl from a lonely wolf, even the fangirls squeals of joy and ecstasy couldn't drown out its power and passion. And yet...no response came.*

Zarn: Yes...now they're in trouble. Any second now Fenris will show up, and we'll start cutting down fangirls left and right.

*Still no answer*

Zarn: Yep...any second now...

Peanut: He's not coming is he...

Zarn: No...he must be late. Yeah that's it...he's late. Fenris! Show up!!!

*Meanwhile, in the world of spirits. Ulf approaches Fenris.*

Ulf: Aren't you going to answer his call?

Fenris: Are you kidding me? Have you taken a look down there? Once I'd enter that mess I'd never be able to get out.

Ulf: Fair enough...though I do feel bad about Zarn. Can't we give him something.

Fenris: Fine...

*Back with Zarn and Peanut, a post-it note suddenly appeared on Zarn's forehead.*

Zarn: What the?

Peanut: There's something written on it, here I'll read it for you. *Peanut struggled to turn his head towards Zarn's forehead and finally succeeded.* “Gone Fishing, signed Fenris.”

Zarn: What?!

*Back in Spirit world.*

Fenris: Sorry Zarn, but not even I could help in a situation like that...

*On his pedestal, Ryuken began to make manly poses with his shirt off, causing all the fangirls to scream and take photos.*

Peanut: So Zarn...about that deal?

Zarn: Grr...I don't need anyone's help.

Ryuken: *to his fangirls* Yes, stare upon my manly physique, and watch as I gloat in my victory.

Peanut: I'm not saying you need my help Zarn. I'm just saying that maybe, together, we could get out of this predicament and resume beating the tar out of each other.

Zarn: So, what you're suggesting, is to put aside our differences temporarily in order to escape death by fangirl for the sole purpose of having the pleasure of killing each other afterward?

Peanut: Yep.

Zarn: Well...I guess I don't really have much of a choice...

*Peanut and Zarn chanelled a significant ammount of energy and released it at once, propelling them into the air and scattering fangirls everywhere. As they floated above the masses, ready to deliver ownage. Ryuken's rage came to a boiling point.*

Ryuken: No one interupts my manly poses and gets away with it!

NMA 2: And Peanut and Zarn have just burst from a mass of fangirls!

NMA 1: I thought that was impossible...

NMA 2: Only on Thursdays...

Zarn: Quite Ryuken! I am going to personally beat your...

Peanut: Don't you mean we?

Zarn: We are going to personally beat your face in with your own fangirls! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!!

Ryuken: What you have done is unforgivable...FANGIRLS!!! FORM THE IRON MAIDEN!

*Suddenly the fangirls began to scramble upon Ryuken lifting him higher into the air as they stacked upon each other. Slowly, they're form began to be revealed, until before Peanut and Zarn stood a 30 story Fangirl mecha, with Ryuken hidden inside.*

Ryuken: *as his voice booms from within* Now you shall bare witness to our true power...

Zarn: So what?! I've got more then enough power to handle anything like that!

*Zarn charges at the fangirl mecha*

Peanut: No! Zarn wait!

*With one swipe of the fangirl mecha's hand, Zarn went flying back at the speed of light, causing him to circle around the virtual arena and smack into a building.*

Peanut: That's...going to leave a mark..

Ryuken's voice: Now it is your turn!

*The fangirl mecha threw a punch at Peanut, however Peanut quickly dodged it by utilizing his tremendous speed. As thousands of Peanut's appeared, and scattered all around, confusing the fangirl mecha, they moved quickly towards where Zarn had landed. Peanut quickly came upon Zarn inside a crater within the building, looking as if he had been thrashed quite thouroughly.*

Zarn: If you say it, I'll kill you prematurely...

Peanut: Suit your self...

*Zarn noticed the thousands of Peanut's distracting the fangirl mecha*

Zarn: Illusions...cute...

Peanut: No, more like moving so fast that it appears as if I'm in more then one place at the same time...I've gotten quite good at it.

Zarn: So...any plans besides anoying the crap out of them.

Peanut: Just one. *Peanut cracks his neck, then takes a deep breath and turns towards where Zarn had just flown in from. A tidal wave appeared on the horrizon.*

Zarn: Like that's going to do anything...

Peanut: Wait for it...

*The Tidal wave hit where Zarn and Peanut were, and suddenly, all the Peanut's fighting the fangil mecha disappeared and the water stopped.*

Ryuken's voice: What is this?

*The water began to freeze and change shape, until it became a 30 story Ice Mecha. From within the Ice Mecha, Peanut stood with his arms folded across his chest as Zarn looked around the rather spacious command room.*

Zarn: I should have expected this.

Peanut: Now then, let's get this mech duel started!

*The Ice Mecha threw a punch at the fangirl mecha causing it to run into a nearby building.*

Zarn: Nice one!

Peanut: See Zarn, together we can accomplish great things like...

*Peanut was cut off by Ryuken's voice.*

Ryuken's voice: SUPER, ULTRA, FANGIRL GLOMP!

*The Fangirl Mecha moved forward with great speed, and glomped the Ice Mecha. A sudden explosion of power ripped it apart and caused Peanut and Zarn to drop to the ground...hard.*

Ryuken's voice: Now, it is time to finish you forever.

*The fangirl Mecha began to scream so loudly, that movement became impossible. Peanut and Zarn stared up at it in terror.*

Zarn: So this is how it's going to end! Death by fangirls...oh jeez...

Peanut: And not just any fangirls...Ryuken's fangirls...

Zarn: Don't remind me of that...

*However, the fangirl mecha didn't move. The screams continued as the entire mecha began to fall apart, causing fangirls to fall everywhere.*

NMA 1: Look Ninja Monkey Announcer 2! It's raining fangirls!

NMA 2: Was that an attempt to make a “It's raining men” joke...because if so then it just failed...badly...

*Soon the fangirl mecha was no more, and the screaming stopped. Peanut and Zarn stood up and walked to the center of the mass of fangirls, to find Ryuken laying on the ground with a strange paper over his face.*

Zarn: HA! Take that Ryuken!

Peanut: What's this?

*Peanut picked up the paper, only to have it snatched from his hands by Zarn.*

Zarn: It's probably some picture of him by one of his fangirls. *Zarn looked at it and then screamed like a little girl while trying to throw it as far away from himself as possible*

Peanut: Jeez...what could be so horrible to make you scream like that...

*Peanut picked up the paper. At the top of it was written “Forbidden Love: Zarn x Ryuken. Peanut screamed like a little girl, threw the paper to the ground and began to wipe his hands on his armor.*

Peanut: I feel unclean...

Zarn: You feel unclean...I don't think there are enough bath's and psychologists in the world to fix what that just did to me...

Peanut: Ok...it's time to establish a new rule...no more fangirls in the virtual arena...ever...

Zarn: I don't know why you didn't do that to begin with...Now then...*Zarn shot an energy bolt at Peanut blowing him away in one shot.* I win Peanut...I win...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

*Next time: Part 4: Zarn's victory*

[Kaligraphic]

Yaoi fanfiction, the unlikely savior.

[Jingo Jaden]

See?! I told you fangirls can destroy anything! None in N&S can withstand the psychological horror they can bring, if any could, then it would violate the laws of physics and decency.

[Ante Bellum]

The WORST way to die, hands down...Goodbye sleep...

[Dante]

lol, that was great Zarn and Sargun killed Arascal in the most cheesy lame manner possible in CNRP. But I have brought back the Ragnarok R F/B-2 and I will be redrawing it. So N&S lives on .

[Dante]

Alrighty so, I'm rethinking how nations and states is done and I'm thinking about making a new variation in the future of this RP, I've learnt a few things from CNRP but I've also learnt a few things that make CNRP not so fun.

1) Taking over the world was great fun, but it's more of an endevour for younger role-players and has a lot of room for God-Modding. Thus, as a whole, nations should be limited in their scope in game mechanics backed up by IG reasoing resulting in the constant presence of "wild lands".

2) "wild lands" on the world map would refer to territories where anarchy or small tribal rule are in effect. But no major military presence or technological elements are formed here so they can easily be claimed by new players and RP'd over time to form a new nation or RP'd in by any other nation in the event of a war or otherwise. (The land may be of strategic value for the war, but cannot be controlled prior to combat).

3) One cannot RP the actions of another nations and a nations citizens cannot be used to form a mega-army, armies are limited to those that you have on hand and logically agreed to as fair on an RP battle-field with military events to be thoroughly RP'd out upon request.

4) All RP done in a manner that is classified or presented for OOC viewing pleasure alone may not be used as a justification for military actions as such represents an event of meta-gaming.

5) No players may cross the OOC/IC line. In game, we can be enemies but outside we should be friends.

6) Gaming elements should contain many of the original elements of the old nation and state components, with downgrades to their actual RP'd power to keep in line with good role-playing and the allowance of new technologies to improve the appearance of game-play.

7) The role-play should be strictly held to this new universe with the phrase Nation And States there only to give the role-players an idea of what type of RPing is going on here. But more effort should be expended on the production of an RP that has more strengths in social and other forms of creative RPing and less on military strategy.

8) GMs are to take a hands off role in RPing and players should work via PM to try and resolve conflicts on their own. If need be a GM can be called in to form a decision, but for the most part we should all try to get along and work to become better role-players.

9) RPers who are absent from posting beyond a small OOC comment for more then 20 days can consider their RP'd nation forfeit and it will collapse into anarchy with their government dissapearing via some component thrown into game play (this gives player a reason to not be inactive and also grants the game a form of new antagonist that is part of the overall plot... or allows new players who are interested in joining in having land should it fall after a period of time due to the lack of interaction of another player.

That's just some of the starting components, I'm obviously taking the idea of protectorates from CNRP as the presence of land-hoggery (Imperium and Undead) was a major concern and a hindrance to new players. Land was also an origin of power, so as a result, player with sufficient land could expand rapidly and crush their opponents when they could focus those weapons on specific regions. New Era sought to elliminate this by forcing the player to spread their armies in a thinner manner by having them take up land and ultimately the system worked but was too complicated for most RPers (Pascal excluded... who would like to introduce Group Theory and Tensors into the world of role-playing...)

[Peanut]

*Steps in, steals some of Pascal's ideas to incorporate into American Front which, contrary to popular belief, is not the RP equivalent of Duke Nukem Forever, then steals all the cookies and leaves*

In all seriousness, I am taking a few of these points and using them Pascal. The rest...well I think most of them are already there in the system I'm building. Point 9 is actually a good idea and, even if players have to leave for a period of time, they could still easily get back into the game without too much trouble. This should even apply for the late game since the way you take over states is going to be a little different from what we've done in the past.

[Dante]

I'm looking forward to it Peanut, maybe I can throw this thing together come this December .

-Pascal