Postby Doubleshadow » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:33 am
We have a building on campus that houses all the employee related administration. Thing is, it must have been designed with the original purpose of being a torture chamber because it is scary as heck in there.
Alright, that was hyperbole, but it is still a horrible choice for an administration building. It originally was, and half still is, for utilities, and anyone who goes in is immediately greeted by a plaque dedicated to a student killed in a boiler explosion, concrete, exposed pipes, poor lighting, and elevators barely large enough for two people that some people have to duck to fit in. All the hallways are narrow, two people wide maybe, have no windows, low ceilings cluttered with pipes, even on the top floors, and the staircases and elevators are hidden, and many are one way. I'm not claustrophobic, but that building makes me so. If the folks who work in there see anyone unfamiliar, they automatically ask you if you are lost. Always.
Also, we have a prized library that's on all our brochures. It's sinking at a rate of about two feet per year. Why? Turns out the architects forgot to factor in the weight of the books during the engineering process. Books in a library? How novel! *ba boom chish*
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