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Postby OhElk » Tue May 27, 2008 10:53 am

The Pokemon Movies >.>
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Postby bigsleepj » Tue May 27, 2008 10:54 am

I didn't enjoy the Transformers movie. I wanted more story and screen-time for the transformers, and that Cube thing is a lousy MacGuffin.
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Postby Kkun » Tue May 27, 2008 11:26 am

bigsleepj (post: 1230067) wrote:I didn't enjoy the Transformers movie. I wanted more story and screen-time for the transformers, and that Cube thing is a lousy MacGuffin.


I wanted more Megan Fox time. Maybe if they had just included the Transformers and Megan Fox the entire movie, it would have been better. I still enjoyed it.

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Postby bigsleepj » Tue May 27, 2008 12:33 pm

Kkun (post: 1230072) wrote:I wanted more Megan Fox time. Maybe if they had just included the Transformers and Megan Fox the entire movie, it would have been better. I still enjoyed it.


Hmmm. If the movie was made by art-house director Erich Rohmer the movie would basically consist of Shia, Megan Fox and Optimus Prime discussing stuff around various locales in France and not much happening, most likely while watching paint dry.
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Postby Fish and Chips » Tue May 27, 2008 12:47 pm

I have also been known to name drop Tremors at fancy dinner parties.

Yes, all of them. The television series, all of it.
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Postby Kkun » Tue May 27, 2008 12:50 pm

bigsleepj (post: 1230084) wrote:Hmmm. If the movie was made by art-house director Erich Rohmer the movie would basically consist of Shia, Megan Fox and Optimus Prime discussing stuff around various locales in France and not much happening, most likely while watching paint dry.


As long as Megan Fox was in most of the scenes, I'd be okay with it.

Also, Fish? Tremors? SERIOUSLY? HIGH FIVE! They just get worse and worse, and it's so awesome...I love the first one, though.
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Postby ShiroiHikari » Tue May 27, 2008 1:24 pm

My dad loves the Tremors movies but I have yet to watch any of them.

Oh, and some people consider Moulin Rouge to be an awful movie, but I love it to death. XD
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Postby CAAOutkast » Tue May 27, 2008 1:42 pm

Another bad movie I actually love is Digimon: The Movie.
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Postby Maledicte » Tue May 27, 2008 4:19 pm

OhElk (post: 1230066) wrote:The Pokemon Movies >.>

YES. I cried during the first movie. >.>

I'm also a big fan of Pocahontas II. Never mind that John Smith is completely out of character from the first movie. I liked John Rolfe. :sweat:

Also:
-Kid in King Arthur's Court
-Kid in Aladdin's Palace

Both are so very hokey, but immensely quotable.

And finally, Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze. Two words: Vanilla Ice.
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Tue May 27, 2008 4:29 pm

Megan Fox was hot but slimy looking. I prefer Rachael (the other girl in the movie).
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Postby Kkun » Tue May 27, 2008 7:07 pm

Warrior 4 Jesus (post: 1230159) wrote:Megan Fox was hot but slimy looking. I prefer Rachael (the other girl in the movie).


Hot AND slimy looking, I'd say! Rachael was very attractive, too. Her accent was just lovely.
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Postby animewarrior » Tue May 27, 2008 7:14 pm

Wait.. wait..... WAIT JUST A SECOND!!!

The... ... the....Star Wars movies are... BAD??!?!?!
THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!! I LOVE THESE MOVIES!!!! *brandishes katana at anoyone who will insult the Star Wars saga*
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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Tue May 27, 2008 7:23 pm

Rocketshipper (post: 1229156) wrote:Mortal Kombat/MK Annailation: Awful storylines, and retrospectively mediocre fight choregrophy (Woo-ping Yuen has spoiled me ^^), but lots of amusingly cheesy one liners, and I still can't help going "fanboy" over seeing all the well-known characters in action. And an awesome main theme.


Oh, Mortal Kombat was off the hook! Sure, the story was cheesy, but it was based on a fighting game that didn't have much story depth to begin with. Visually though, it was pretty much spot-on, except Rayden looked wrong and didn't fight and Goro was basically a midget in a giant suit. Overall though, it was great.
MK: Annihilation had the characters represented fairly well, but it just all felt like too much for one martial arts movie.
Still, both of them beat the heck out of the Street Fighter movie. Which reminds me, my friends and I once watched DOA just for kicks. It was really bad. We couldn't stop laughing.
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Tue May 27, 2008 8:43 pm

ShiroiHikari (post: 1230095) wrote:Oh, and some people consider Moulin Rouge to be an awful movie, but I love it to death. XD


Whaaat, really? That was a great movie, even Oscar-nominated (and don't give me the rant about the Academy, everyone; this was before they started to suck XD). But yeah, Moulin Rouge was fantastic on a lot of levels, whether it was acting, visuals, story, or music. I really enjoyed it. XD
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Postby Rocketshipper » Tue May 27, 2008 9:41 pm

The Pokemon Movies >.>


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I liked Transformers; the thing that annoyed me the most was the whole dragged out sequence where Shia was looking for the glasses in his house, and the transformers were screwing around in the back yard, and the whole subplot of the stupid US goverment being all "thats classified" and treating the main characters like they were criminals or something, when they were all on the same side anyway. They probably could have saved 20 minutes or something if the goverment agents had just told the kid what they wanted in the first place.

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Tremors was AWESOME!!! I like them all, but the first one is a classic. I got the special edition DVD package with all 4 movies. I heard the series is finally going to get a DVD release.
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Postby Nate » Tue May 27, 2008 9:44 pm

animewarrior wrote:Wait.. wait..... WAIT JUST A SECOND!!!

The... ... the....Star Wars movies are... BAD??!?!?!
THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!! I LOVE THESE MOVIES!!!! *brandishes katana at anoyone who will insult the Star Wars saga*

To clarify, only the first three movies chronologically are bad (Phantom, Clones, and Sith). The other movies (Hope, Empire, Jedi) are cheesy but awesome. Even if Mark Hamill couldn't act, he still could act better than Hayden Christensen.
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Postby Hana Ryuuzaki » Tue May 27, 2008 9:49 pm

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Postby Tarnish » Wed May 28, 2008 4:45 am

I think a lot of people are missing the part of the title that says "BAD".
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Wed May 28, 2008 5:11 am

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is not bad, it's brilliant!
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Postby Shao Feng-Li » Wed May 28, 2008 6:15 am

The Holy Grail was everything it was meant to be.
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Postby the_wolfs_howl » Wed May 28, 2008 6:29 am

On Star Wars: Should've known that I should choose my words carefully when talking about Star Wars :eyeroll: Okay, so the movies have good themes and character progression and stuff. Basically, this is the way I see it:

Story = :)

Execution = :(

And yes, Phantom Menace is my favorite episode. Personally, I don't see what there is about the original trilogy that makes them so much better, other than nostalgic value and how amazing the effects were in those days.

Mister Frodo (post: 1229845) wrote:And I've heard of people who didn't like Signs. I wouldn't put that in my list of bad movies that I like, though, for two reasons: One, it's not a bad movie, and two, I think Signs is an amazing movie. It's one of the few movies I've seen where silence is terrifying.

O.O Oh dude, YES. I never knew silence could be so terrifying either. Or breezes. Or rustling. Or thumps. Signs is my favorite Shyamalan movie (probably because it was the first one I saw, but anyway). It was also the first movie I saw that came very close at all to a horror movie. I love how Shyamalan didn't have to show the aliens to make it frightening (in fact, I think they were more frightening because you never saw them until the end). Thus, every horror movie I've seen after that (and there haven't been very many) has fallen short of inducing the same kind of fright in me.
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Postby bigsleepj » Wed May 28, 2008 9:21 am

the_wolfs_howl (post: 1230436) wrote:Personally, I don't see what there is about the original trilogy that makes them so much better


It worked. The prequels don't.
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Postby Sailor Kenshin » Wed May 28, 2008 9:22 am

In a very brief threadjack, I saw a preview of Shyamalan's The Happening---WAY TOO SCURRY!!!!!!

This might be the first Night movie I will NOT see.

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Postby Maledicte » Wed May 28, 2008 1:34 pm

I...I'm starting to like the Dragonlance cartoon movie. Just a little.

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Postby sstohru » Wed May 28, 2008 6:48 pm

I have to admit... I also cried during the first Pokemon movie. One movie that I'll also admit I enjoyed (as a kid anyway) was the live action Super Mario Bros. movie. And looking back now....it was horrible. But that's just my opinion.
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Postby GrubbTheFragger » Wed May 28, 2008 10:09 pm

I am gonna throw Childs play and Blades of Glory out there. Both were "bad" but enjoyable
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Postby Aileen Kailum » Wed May 28, 2008 11:38 pm

Mirror Mask. Probably the most painful thing I've ever sat through. Loved the story, though, even if the movie did fry my eyes.

Jumper. Sure, there were plot holes big enough to park the astrodome in, but who cares? There were shiny special effects.
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Wed May 28, 2008 11:57 pm

Mirrormask? That's rough. Its an awesome movie, and I mean awesome.
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Postby Aileen Kailum » Thu May 29, 2008 12:12 am

Yes, it's awesome. It contained the best joke about bunny slippers I've ever heard. But the CG still hurt to watch.
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Postby Maledicte » Thu May 29, 2008 8:15 am

It was meant to be flat and super-stylized. If you've ever seen a Dave McKean painting, the movie looks like one of those brought to life.
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