Postby Ingemar » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:41 pm
"Unexpected"
[spoiler=Ingemar's alternate title]"Peter is the Most Overpowered Character Pt. 2"[/spoiler]
[spoiler]BEWARE OF SYLAR IN ZANE'S CLOTHING:
Mohinder and Gabriel a.k.a. Sylar a.k.a. Zane travel to Montana in search of yet another superpowered freak. They discover a very mannish looking woman named Dale, who has super-hearing (apparently, only rap can suppress her powers, go figure). She comments that "Zane's" heart is racing.
Mohinder and "Zane" exchange some smarmy sentimental comments in their little subplot. Mohinder mentions something about developing an inhibitor for the super gene, which has "Zane" a little peeved. Oh, and he mentions something about his father, and how he was killed. And Mohinder is the dumbest smart person I know.
Well, as one may expect with Sylar and Supers, Dale ends up dead (not before Sylar mentions that his heartbeat is the sound of "murder"). Mohinder calls 911, but with Sylar a.k.a "Zane's" new ability, he stops Mohinder before he dialed the final 1. He says that the fuzz may be suspicious of them if they reveal how they knew Dale and why the came in the first place.
And Dale's iPod (PRODUCT PLACEMENT) was still playing while lying in a pool of blood.
THE HIROIC QUEST, CONTINUED
The Gaming Commission agent that found Hiro actually turns out to be a crook who wanted half of Hope the Hooker's bag. (Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself). Gaming Commision guy demand the bag from Hiro but Hiro says it is with Ando and Hope and gets the Commission guy to take him in his car.
Ando asks too many questions and Hope gets angry. It turns out that the pink bag is full of chips (you know, the casino kind, not the potato).
Hiro and Commission Guy catch up with Hope. A shootout ensues and Ando is wounded. Hiro comes to the rescue and they... hide in a bus? Soon, Hope points a gun at Hiro and fires. But time slows down and a moment later, Hope is being arrested and the two heroes emege unscathed (well, not Ando). The Nissan Versa (PRODUCT PLACEMENT) is also unscathed despite getting trashed earlier in the crossfire.
Hiro decides it is best if Ando go home. Exchange of sentimental dialogue in Japanese. Then Hiro boards a bus driven by Stan Lee and says he is going alone.
STARK RAVING MOM
MRS. B: I don't know my stupid dog and I don't know you!
CLAIRE: Lyle! Mom's acting crazy!
MRS. B: No, you're acting crazy. (Insert a bunch of lines that indicates she knows who Claire is).
Minutes later:
CLAIRE: Mom, I've been worrying about you.
MRS. B: Claire, don't worry I'm fi- (COLLAPSE)
Minutes later:
CLAIRE: Someone's been erasing Mom's memory.
DOCTOR: You're crazy.
HRG: You're crazy.
CLAIRE: You're a b@stard! You did this to her you jerk!
HRG: No, I'm a control freak who works for a shady organization. And you had better keep your mouth shut.
MAGNETO PARKMAN:
Radioactive Man has been on AIM [sarcasm]in search of fresh teenage flesh[/sarcasm] only to find Wireless a.k.a. Hana Gitelman whose superpower it is to send IM's without a computer (take that, Blackberry). They show each other their special "souvenir" scars care of HRG a.k.a Mr. Bennet.
Matt, like the idiot he is, has been taking out his diamonds and looking at them like the Yahoo that he is. He gets his cheating pregnant wife a $40,000 diamond ring. Wife finds out what he is up to and demands him to return the diamonds to the precinct. Then Matt gets a call from Radioactive Man.
Matt goes to a cemetary (which Radioactive Man defoliated thanks to his powers) where he meets Radioactive Man and Wireless. They all talk about how they were screwed over by HRG and their scars and how they were implanted with an isotope as a tracking device. (Matt doesn't buy it because Radioactive Man is, well, Radioactive). They are being catalogued like cattle and want to stop HRG from abusing the poor, helpless superhumans.
Just as HRG was mouthing some ridiculous nonsense about protecting his family, Matt and Friends assault his home.
SOMEBODY FLIES, SOMEBODY DIES
Peter and Claude continue their training. Well, Claude has been beating Peter with sticks in order to get him to try out some other powers. Peter stops Claude's strike telekinetically and breaks the stick. He says none of his friends have TK but the guy he stopped in Texas (a.k.a Sylar a.k.a. Gabriel a.k.a Mohinder Suresh a.k.a. Zane Taylor) did.
Isaac is still trying to find Peter using his powers but all he can tell is that Peter is invisible. HRG again mentions Claude whom he thought was dead. They give him a gun so he can "save the world." (Thanks a lot dude, way to repay the man who saved your adoptive daughter).
Peter and Claude have a conversations when suddenly, with the help of thermal imaging, HRG and the Haitian shoot Claude with a taser. Peter uses his TK to stop the taser from hitting himself and pushes Claude over the edge, only to fly him away from harm.
Claude accuses Peter of bringing HRG and the shady organization to screw him over (and shows Peter his nifty scar a la Matt, Radioactive and Wireless). He tells Peter that Isaac must be the one who was trying to bait them. Then Claude leaves.
Isaac is still jealous about Simone and Simone still thinks he's a loser. And she wants him to find Peter. Simone goes to Nathan for help and Nathan characteristically acts like a jerk and Simone says she will vote for "the other guy."
Isaac paints a picture of a very dark looking Peter. One second later, he sees Peter behind him looking as scary as the picture (IMO, maybe Peter deliberately imitated the picture to scare Isaac). Peter finds the scar on Isaac then beats the hell out of Isaac with his newly unleashed powers + invisibility. Isaac tries to shoot Peter but misses and kills Simone instead. The end.
Next Week: The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants attacks HRG!![/spoiler]
Job 7:16
I loathe my life; I would not live forever. Let me alone, for my days are but a breath.