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Spawned by the randomness of the general board, here are the threads where you can do fun, pointless things. You may test the forum's features and make signature or avatar requests. Posts made here do not go towards your post count.

Postby Raiden no Kishi » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:41 pm

Kokhiri Sojourn gets some boots made for walking!

: : beats coins out of a thug, who promptly yells "BARF", then inserts a coin : :

.rai//
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Postby Mega.EXE » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:55 pm

Raiden get's a free trip to Masters!

Mega puts in a coin
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Postby San_Hayashi » Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:25 pm

Mega.EXE. gets a lava lamp.

*puts in a coin*
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:58 am

San_Hayashi gets a chopstick. One chopstick.

*inserts coin*
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:40 am

Kaligraphic gets a date with Guilmon and Culamon.

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Postby Tommy » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:19 pm

Gets 2000 posts taken away so I can have more than you.

*Puts Coin in*
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:12 pm

Gets a pair of Renton's socks. (Clean, of course!)

::inserts a dollar::
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Postby CelticWarrior20 » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:33 pm

Gets a new pair of glasses


Puts coin in
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Postby Aileen Kailum » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:11 pm

Gets an empty CD case.

:inserts coin:
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Postby wingedfox » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:19 am

gets a pink bunny keychain

puts coin in
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Postby Kokhiri Sojourn » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:01 am

gets a gargantuine lima bean.

inserts coin...
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:26 pm

KS gets a free pass on Amtrack to Maine.

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Postby CelticWarrior20 » Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:23 pm

gets a fma manga book


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Postby QtheQreater » Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:41 pm

CW20 gets an "Introductory Circuit Analysis" textbook.

*shakes fist at the aforesaid textbook*

*inserts a peppermint*
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Postby Peanut » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:29 pm

Q gets a patty...get it...peppermint patty...

*Puts in a peppermint patty*
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:22 pm

Gets Peppermint Patty [of Peanuts fame]

: : inserts coin : :

.rai//
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Postby FadedOne » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:27 pm

.rai// gets the Ultimate collectors edition of .hack//sign & a free trial of the rpg i'm currently creating in my mind...

*inserts coin* [metallic clink]
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:37 pm

You get a metal figurine of Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes! [A metallic klink . . . I slay me sometimes]

: : inserts coin A into slot B : :

.rai//
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[color="Indigo"]"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you . . . stranger."[/color]

Strollin' in at dawn, wakin' up at noon's gonna catch up to me soon
'Just sleep when you're dead' is what I said 'cause I'm jumpin' off the moon
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Postby FadedOne » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:34 pm

(i love hogan's heroes, so that rocks XD)

.rai receives...explosion of vending machine. however, he also gets a CAA manga prize pack to prevent him from suing. ;)

*inserts wooden nickel into new vending machine*
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At the heart of mature masculinity is a sense of benevolent responsibility to lead, provide for and protect women in ways appropriate to a man's differing relationships.[/color]

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Postby Nate » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:45 pm

You get George Washington's wooden dentures.

*inserts one gella coin into machine*
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Postby Taliesin » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:52 am

you get a water buffaloe. don't argue just deal with it

I put a plugged nickel in.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:48 am

Taleisin gets a free trip to the Celtic underworld.

puts in coin
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Postby mssthang_1 » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:54 am

mitsuki lover gets an invisible stuffed monkey

*puts coin in
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Postby Tommy » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:15 pm

mmsthang_1 gets a rack of ribs.

*Puts Coin In*
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:07 pm

::gets the keys to a 1993 Acura Legend LS with a 1/2 tank of gas::

::inserts credit card::
Joshua: Hebrew -The LORD is Salvation

" wrote:RustyClaymore 11:27 - Ah yes, Socks is the single raindrop responsible for the flood. XD


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Postby Kokhiri Sojourn » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:36 pm

gets a warm bowl of brown sugar oatmeal.

puts in coin...
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:49 pm

::gets hot buttered toast::

::inserts $0.75::
Joshua: Hebrew -The LORD is Salvation

" wrote:RustyClaymore 11:27 - Ah yes, Socks is the single raindrop responsible for the flood. XD


Check out my new anime review blog, "The Cajun Samurai"

http://thecajunsamurai.wordpress.com/
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Postby CelticWarrior20 » Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:13 am

gets a new pair of sunshades


puts coin in
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Postby Taliesin » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:27 am

gets a rubber cement/cherry pie in the face

inserts dollar coin
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Postby Peanut » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:14 pm

Get's a brave little toaster.

*Puts in a piece of paper cut out to look like a coin.*
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