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Postby Rachel » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:03 pm

Harry Potter and The Surgery
Harry Potter and His Great-Aunt Lucy Go To Zimbabwe
Harry Potter and the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps
Harry Potter and the Axe Murderer Disguised As the Papa John's Pizza Delivery Boy
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:11 pm

Rachel wrote:Harry Potter and The Surgery
Harry Potter and His Great-Aunt Lucy Go To Zimbabwe
Harry Potter and the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps
Harry Potter and the Axe Murderer Disguised As the Papa John's Pizza Delivery Boy


Oh is Harry Potter and THE Surgery the one where he goes to the hospital
for a simple appendicitis attack and when he comes out he has to change his name to Harriet and share a room with Hermione and Ron is really rather
confused and ends up becoming a Trappist Monk in Kentucky? :lol:

Harry Potter Goes To Pieces On One Piece
Harry Potter,Go Home!
Harry Potter And The Big Hefalump Mystery
Harry Potter Comes To Pittsburgh
Harry Potter And The New Kids On The Block In Frankenstein & The Incredibles vs.Dr.Doom
Harry Potter Eats Mudpies
Harry Potter And The Day No Dogs Meowed
Harry Potter Meets Dr.Strangelove
Harry Potter And The Year The Mariners Won The Series
Harry Potter Wins The Irish Sweepstakes
Harry Potter Is Really A Girl Named Sam
Harry Potter:I Coulda Beena Marlon Brando Soundalike!
Harry Potter And The Crew Of Voyager Meet Yugi Mouto And Tea Gardner
Harry Potter Is Really The Reincarnation Of Naraku!
Harry Potter Goes To The Hop! :lol:
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Postby Rachel » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:14 pm

mitsuki lover wrote:Oh is Harry Potter and THE Surgery the one where he goes to the hospital
for a simple appendicitis attack and when he comes out he has to change his name to Harriet and share a room with Hermione and Ron is really rather
confused and ends up becoming a Trappist Monk in Kentucky? :lol:


hehe...However did you know?
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Postby bigsleepj » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:58 pm

The Story of Harry Potter, Born into Poverty, Schooled at Hogwarts and his life as a young man.

Crouching Potter, Hidden Malfoy

Harry Potter in Sin City

Harry Potter meets Count Orlok
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Postby Scribs » Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:51 am

Harry Potter and the pointless Prequel
Harry Potter and the bit of ugly green slime he found in his armpit one lovely midsummer's morning
Harry Potter and The dissentary dissaster
"I concluded from the begining that this would be the end; and I am right, for it is not half over."
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Postby Vash is a plant » Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:29 am

bigsleepj wrote:Harry Potter and the Silence of the Elves

Voldemort: A dark lord once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some farva beans and a nice cold Fresca.


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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:03 pm

Harry Potter On Broadway
Harry Potter's Greatest Hits As Sung By Tony Bennett And The Mormon Tabernacle
Choir With The Lennon Sisters
Harry Potter And The Day That Began With An R
Harry Potter And The Beverly Hillbillies
Harry Potter Meets The Dukes Of Hazzard
Harry Potter Comes To Bangor,Maine
Harry Potter And The Girl From U.N.C.L.E. In The Hogwarts Final Exam Day Affair
Harry Potter And The Man From U.N.C.L.E. In The Summer Vacation At The
Ritz Affair
Harry Potter And Bob Hope And Bing Crosby In The Road To Hogwarts
Harry Potter:CSI
Harry Potter:Confused And Living In LA
Harry Potter And The Little Engine Who Could
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Postby bigsleepj » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:58 pm

Harry Potter and the Producers:
Harry Potter writes a three-act play based on his experiences in Hogwarts, only to have a greasy looking producers named Max Bialystock and his nervous accountant purchase the play to put on Broadway. He discovers that Bialystock and Bloom are actually working for the Malfoy family who want to produce a flop play in order to qualify for a tex-write-off. Can Harry's magic save his play?
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:22 pm

Will Love Finally Conquer Harry Potter?
Suze Orman's Financial Impact Of Harry Potter On PBS
Harry Potter And The Great Big Deal
Harry Potter And The Ming Vase Accidental Tourist From Mars
Harry Potter Meets The Great Gazoo
Harry Potter And The Day Everyone Stood Upside Down On Elm Street
Harry Potter And The Ninja From Space
The Life And Times Of Oswald The Owl As Told By Harry Potter With Art By
Hermione
Harry Potter And Hermione Switch Bodies
Harry Potter Meets Kim Possible
Harry Potter Versus The Girls From W.H.O.O.P.
Harry Potter Runs Away
Harry Potter In The Rye
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Postby dragonshimmer » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:27 pm

bigsleepj wrote:Crouching Potter, Hidden Malfoy


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Postby bigsleepj » Sat Jul 02, 2005 11:37 am

Impact Alberto beats Harry Potter in Quiditch.
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Postby Jasdero » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:37 pm

bigsleepj wrote:Impact Alberto beats Harry Potter in Quiditch.

*gasp* Go Impact, go!
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:47 pm

Harry Potter Gives Impact A Wedgie After Loosing At Quidditch
Harry Potter And Santa Claus Versus The Martians
Harry Potter Is Bald!
Harry Potter And The Buddhist Baptist Priest From Des Moines
Harry Potter And The Day The Sun Went On Strike
The Life And Times Of Harry Potter's Slippers
We All Live In Harry Potter's Medicine Cabinet!
Harry Potter And The Beatles Play The Little Bighorn
I Am NOT Harry Potter
Harry Potter's Casablanca
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Postby Joshua Christopher » Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:52 pm

bigsleepj wrote:Impact Alberto beats Harry Potter in Quiditch.


Yeah, I totally rock at that game.
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Postby Rachel » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:15 pm

Harry Potter Meets Tom Petty: They Won't Back Down
Harry Potter and the Music in You
Harry Potter Teaches You How to Make Manicotti
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Jul 03, 2005 2:52 pm

Harry Potter And The Mystery Of The Mummy's Missing Credit Card
Harry Potter And The I.O.U.
Harry Potter Goes Bunkers In Manhattan
Harry Potter And Gidget Go To The Beach
Harry Potter Up A Tree
Harry Potter And The Day The Elvis Impersonators Took Over
Harry Potter And The Year The Yankees Moved To Oklahoma
Harry Potter In The Pittsburg Story
Harry Potter Meets John Wayne
HArry Potter Gets An A In Potion Class
Harry Potter And The Tick Versus HArry Potter And The Justice League
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Postby Arnobius » Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:04 pm

Harry Potter and the Liquor Shop Robbery
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Postby bigsleepj » Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:57 pm

Harry Potter and the Fantastic Four beat Dr Dooooooooom
Harry Potter and Elvis Presley in Azkabhan Prison Rock
Harry Potter: 007 in "From Hogwarts with Love"
Harry Potter meets Darth Vader
Harry Potter vs the Brooklyn Gorilla.
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Postby Rachel » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:43 pm

Harry Potter and Bruce Lee Teach You the Tao of Quiditch.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:05 pm

Harry Potter Joins The CAA Just To Date Rachel
Harry Potter And The Day When The Monkeys Ran The Zoo
Harry Potter All American Hero
Harry Potter And The Irresponsible Captain Tylor Land On Mars
Harry Potter And Naraku Play Freeze Tag
Harry Potter Walks On The Wild Side With Herman Munster As Himself
Harry Potter Does The Batsui
Harry Potter Is Donald Trump
Harry Potter And The Date From Heck
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Postby bigsleepj » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:26 pm

Harry Potter: The 2nd Gunman on the Grassy Knoll
Harry Potter meets Albert Schweizer
Harry Potter meets Art Garfunkel
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:55 pm

Harry Potter Sings The Weaver's Greatest Hits
Harry,Hermione And Ron Sing The Guess Who's Greatest Hits
Harry Potter Sings Pink Floyd
Harry Potter Sings Sinatra
Harry,Hermione,Ron And Ginny Sing The Beatles Greatest Hits
Harry,Hermione,Ron And Ginny LIVE FROM CARNEGIE HALL
Harry Potter Sings The Best Of ABBA
Harry Potter And Ron Sing The Greatest Hits Of Simon And Garfunkel
Harry Potter Sings The Best Of Herman's Hermits
Harry Potter And Hermione Sing The Greatest Hits Of Sonny And Cher
Harry Potter Sings The Entire Ring Cycle In Klingon!
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Postby Rachel » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:15 am

mitsuki lover wrote:Harry Potter Joins The CAA Just To Date Rachel

:lol: Well it's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything just now...

Harry Potter and Kiss Sing French Folk Songs
Harry Potter and Olivia Newton John Get Physical
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Postby mastersquirrel » Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:54 am

Harry Potter vs Dirty Harry
Harry Potter and Mark Hammil: Life After the Phenomenon
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Postby Scribs » Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:26 am

Harry Potter Dies

Harry Potter the greatest hits (available only through this special offer)
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:06 pm

Harry Potter Starring Clint Eastwood,Barbara Stanwyk,Lorne Greene,Michael Landon,William Shatner,Morgan Fairchild and Jerry Mathers as "The Beaver"

Harry Potter Goes To Moscow
Harry Potter And The Day Up With People Took Over The World
Harry Potter Sings The Best Of Hee Haw!
Harry Potter In The Day The Smurfs Conquered Philadephia
Harry Potter starring Patrick Stewart,Jonathan Frakes,Gates MacFadden,
Shannen Doherty and The Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Harry Potter And Ginny Sing The Monkee's Greatest Hits
Harry Potter And The Endless Videogame
Harry Potter And Hermione Sing Rigoletto In Vulcan
Harry Potter Reads Harry Potter As Annotated By Rachel And Mr.Smarty Pants!
Harry Potter Recites War And Peace In Abh!
Harry Potter Sings The Greatest Hits Of The Rolling Stones
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Postby Rachel » Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:39 pm

Harry Potter and Patrick Swayze: A Documentary on Dirty Dancing
Harry Potter and the Soccer Shorts That Ate Dublin
Harry Potter and the Ugly Duckling Take Over the World!
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:42 pm

ingemar IS Harry Potter!
Rachel And Rachel Moore versus Harry Potter and Judge Wapner
Harry Potter And The Date From Hades
Harry Potter Joins M*A*S*H
Harry Potter And The Age Of The Endless Boredom
Harry Potter Sings The Pillows Greatest Hits Including Ride On Shooting Star
Harry Potter Versus Haruko On WWE
Harry Potter Is Sued By Reader's Digest
Harry Potter And The Great Irish Sweepstake's Mystery
Harry Potter Meets Nancy Drew And The Hardy Boys
Harry Potter Dates Kagura
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Postby bigsleepj » Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:36 pm

• Wizz: A documentary by Michael Moore on Harry Potter and the Poor state of Wizardry in the United Kingdom
• Harry Potter in the House of Commons
• Harry Potter Meets Dr Strange
• Harry Potter and the Fantastic Four
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:00 pm

Harry Potter Is The Wiz
Harry Potter And The Day They Invented Champagne Coke
Harry Potter And The New Christy Minstrels Sing Pete Seeger's Biggest Hits
Harry Potter As The Kid From U.N.C.L.E.
Harry Potter Lays An Egg On Broadway
Harry Potter:The Musical Starring William Shatner And Roseanne Barr
Come To The Five And Dime,Harry Potter,Harry Potter
Where In The World Is Flay Allster And Kikyo Starring Harry Potter As Jack
The Red Ranger
Harry Potter Eats Sushi In Paris
Harry Potter And The Night The Moon Fell On Miami
Harry Potter Sings The Beach Boys Greatest Hits
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