CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

GUYS! YOU GOTTA HELP ME! THIS GUY OFFERED ME 60 bucks to do some science tests and long story short I'm stuck in this place with white walls and a toilet and a radio thing! there was like some stuff or something! I managed to smuggle my iPad in my jumpsuit but its gonna run out of battery!

I may or may not have been in cryostatis I dunno.

AH! DON'T WORRY, JOE! I'LL SAVE YOU!

*runs into the nearest airport and dials the first phone number that comes to mind, meanwhile sending telepathic waves of reassurance to raider~joseph*

If your blood turns into orange juice, don't worry... it's perfectly normal.

Okay, that's mildly disturbing. But if H-sama says it's okay, it must be true. We Canadians are never wrong.

no actually my blood is gasoline...wait...there is like this female voice on the telecom...

Don't panic. Reach into your pockets. There should be a razor blade, a mysterious orange powder, a pair of chopsticks, a half-eaten cranberry muffin and a paperclip. You should know what to do.

Mullet Death wrote:Don't panic. Reach into your pockets. There should be a razor blade, a mysterious orange powder, a pair of chopsticks, a half-eaten cranberry muffin and a paperclip. You should know what to do.

Years of MacGyver training...and they laughed...

Portal came out in 2007, let it go already.

No.