Ingemar (post: 1277941) wrote:Hmmm....
GeneD vs. KhakiBlueSocks
Setting: A random Town
GeneD:
Fear me, CAA's token black guy! For I have--
KBS:
We have more than one black guy. For instance, there's Nightshade X--
Nightshade X:
Actually I consider myself the whitest Asian I know in a black man's body (gets booted from the battle by the ANNOUNCER)
Announcer:
LESS CHATTING, MORE FIGHTING!!!
GeneD.
Ahem. As I said, I have... drumroll please....
(drumroll)
...THE BILTONG OF POWER!!!
(GENE D munches on a strip of meat and glows a la any typical Shounen manga. She rushes towards KBS and swings her arms around, causing much destruction.)
KBS:
AIIIIIEEEEE!!!! Oh help me God!
Deus ex Machina:
As you wish.
(just then, brilliant rays of light shine upon the earth. A HITSUGAYA PLUSHIE descends into KBS's hands)
GeneD:
(with mouth wide open)OMG it's HITSUGAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(KBS takes advantage of the opportunity to shove the plushie down GENE D's throat, asphyxiating her)
Winner: Khaki Blue Socks
" wrote:RustyClaymore 11:27 - Ah yes, Socks is the single raindrop responsible for the flood. XD
Ingemar (post: 1277941) wrote:Hmmm....
GeneD vs. KhakiBlueSocks
Setting: A random Town
GeneD:
Fear me, CAA's token black guy! For I have--
KBS:
We have more than one black guy. For instance, there's Nightshade X--
Nightshade X:
Actually I consider myself the whitest Asian I know in a black man's body (gets booted from the battle by the ANNOUNCER)
Announcer:
LESS CHATTING, MORE FIGHTING!!!
GeneD.
Ahem. As I said, I have... drumroll please....
(drumroll)
...THE BILTONG OF POWER!!!
(GENE D munches on a strip of meat and glows a la any typical Shounen manga. She rushes towards KBS and swings her arms around, causing much destruction.)
KBS:
AIIIIIEEEEE!!!! Oh help me God!
Deus ex Machina:
As you wish.
(just then, brilliant rays of light shine upon the earth. A HITSUGAYA PLUSHIE descends into KBS's hands)
GeneD:
(with mouth wide open)OMG it's HITSUGAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(KBS takes advantage of the opportunity to shove the plushie down GENE D's throat, asphyxiating her)
Winner: Khaki Blue Socks
" wrote:RustyClaymore 11:27 - Ah yes, Socks is the single raindrop responsible for the flood. XD
decieve millions of young people into believeing that Tite Kubo is a competent mangaka.
Ingemar (post: 1277941) wrote:
(A gigantic steamroller falls on them, killing them both instantly. FISHANDCHIPS is standing on top of it, looking maniacal)
F&C:
WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Match called on account of weather.
Ingemar (post: 1280851) wrote:[SIZE="7"]
[SIZE="5"][font="Georgia"]Stephen vs. Ingemar battle a hoax, says former Soul Society captain[/font][/SIZe]
"At any rate," says Aizen, "I wouldn't know how a fight between those to would end up. Steve has a personal arsenal that could wipe out the Cuban military, whereas Ingemar has his INT and CHR stats so high that he can bluff his way out of a Neo-Nazi rally whilst masquerading as a black Chasidic Jew."
Well gee, you're not REALLY trapped under a giant steamroller, are you?KumaruRockz (post: 1280949) wrote:Wow. So has EVERYTHING been a hoax??? We'll never know...
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