Corrupted wish game

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, now he's trying to take over the world. So basically, instead of being creepy, he is evil.

I wish my friend's boyfriend wasn't a jerk, or that I could punch his lights out. Either one works.

[syphon]

Granted you punch his lights out, but you sprain your wrist

I wish cleac didnt have a sprained wrist

[Cheetah]

Granted, it's broken.

I wish cats were loved by everyone

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but since everyone loves cats they let them take over the world.

I wish cats didn't take over the world...

[SilverToast]

Granted pandas take over the world.

I wish that polar bears lived with pandas in peace.

[AdriTan]

Granted. But it was so cute that the world went blind!

I wish I could see again!

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted but now you can't hear

I wish I didn't have to go to work today

[AdriTan]

Granted. You're sick!

I wish I was able to hear!!

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted you can hear but only if someone yells in your ear

I wish I wasn't sick

[AdriTan]

Granted. You must now return to work! XD

I wish I was normal!

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but there's no such thing as normal

I wish I had more time to sleep

[AdriTan]

Granted. You slumber like sleeping beauty until your true love finds and kisses you. But you're hidden away for 50 years before that happens.

I wish that Cleanedbyblood wasn't sleeping in my attic...

[syphon]

Granted, but you are now sleeping in cleanedbyblood's attic

I wish people would stop sleeping in attics

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted now everyone's sleeping in Syphon's bed

I wish Syphon had a bed big enough for everyone

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but it's a bed of rocks.

I wish I had a bean of power.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but everyone who sees it is consumed by greed, it starts a world war, some guy loses his fingers, and eventually it gets thrown in a bowl of soup and destroyed.
(Aw, man, I totally came up with that on my own, then realized I'm copying the Lord of the Beans; no fair)

I wish I had a sense of humor.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted. It's so good, in fact, that it wins you instant internet fame. Unfortunately for you, the Elders of the Razberry Forest just had their wifi upgraded and they hate your guts. I'd keep a wary eye out for sporks and flying fruit if I was you.

I wish I had a better PC gaming rig to play Skyrim on.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted. It's so good that the game becomes extremely realistic, and you get to the point where you can't tell the game from real life. Eventually you get arrested for stealing, then diagnosed as clinically insane for running around the streets warning people about impending dragon attacks.

I wish all my CAA buddies were online at the same time.

[SilverToast]

Granted but the Internet dies right after somehow.

I wish high speed internet service was free world wide.

[AdriTan]

Granted, for two seconds. Then it costs 1,000 bucks a month world wide for slow Internet.

I wish the Internet wasn't so expensive!

[Koneko-chan]

Granted, but computer prices skyrockets to 10,000 bucks.

I wish my cat would let me hug her more than 5 minutes.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but after 5 minutes and 1 second your cat turns into a prickly pineapple.

I wish I would get paid for all the time I spend online.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, you're paid in counterfeit bills and get arrested for it. You should try not to make a habit of getting arrested, buddy.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed every night.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted you now go to bed every evening and some times in the morning too

I wish my boyfriend would call me

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but your phone dies right before you can answer, and the charger is no where to be found

I wish i wasn't so bored lol

[AdriTan]

Granted, you're running from giant monsters!

I wish Panda was safe!

[syphon]

Granted, she will be safe, but your responsible for her safety as she is hiding behind you

I wish adri could survive while protecting panda lol

[SilverToast]

Granted but now adri turns into a monster and tries to eat panda. This happens at random times and lasts for a few minutes or a couple hours.

I wish I had a magical scientifically engineered weapon to use for the fight against these monsters.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but you have no idea how to use said weapon.

I wish I had a screwdriver for my sonic screwdriver so I could use my sonic screwdriver to fix my screwdriver.

[AdriTan]

Granted. But your screwdriver was fixed not to be a screwdriver, but a screwdriver that breaks sonic screwdrivers thus you're sonic screwdriver doesn't work, which is too bad for you cuz you can't find any of your keys. XD

I wish I would stop trying to eat Panda!