Before you peg me as a big lemon fan, I've only read one bona fide lemon in my whole lifetime and I find 99.99 percent of all lemons (excluding that one which was surprisingly well-written) to be stupid, intellectually vacant, and not even worth the time it takes to load the page-and I don't read them for those reasons as well as that I fear punishment from God Himself for engaging in such a sin.
Anyway, I had this idea on the corners of my mind for a while, and I finally forgot about it, realizing that I would lose everything if it were tracked back to me and afraid of what God would do to me.
So over the last few days, it's come back. I don't want to write lemon, but I do-although so far I'm managing to talk myself out of it or at the very least to not post it as part of an existing story, despite having a kind of license for it in one ("Sole Survivor") where I moved the rating to R for another reason (violence and a theme of mental illness and suffering).
Anyway, today I was reading of all things the Song of Solomon, because I've reached that in my Bible reading plan. I had this horrible thought and now not only do I feel like a lemon writer, but a blasphemer.
