Nate (post: 1333506) wrote:You know what? I changed my mind.
Krispy Kreme IS better than Dunkin Donuts.
Also, McDonald's is better than Fuddrucker's.
In addition to this, Bebe's Kids for SNES is better than Super Mario World, Uwe Boll's Dungeon Siege movie was better than Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings movies, and Mindless Self-Indulgence is better than the Beatles.
I was going to let this go, but now, sir, you have left with me no other recourse. Have at you. (LOL INTERNET)
I still contend that you've never had a real Krispy Kreme donut or a fresh one, at least. Typically, what gets passed out at fundraisers or left to sit in grocery store shelves for three days is NOT the same product that you get from a real Krispy Kreme shop. Of course, by that same token, I wouldn't want to eat any donuts that have been sitting there for three days. You've probably had one from like a grocery store that was tossed in a Krispy Kreme box and left to sit there for some extended period, but have you ever visited an actual Krispy Kreme shop? More than likely not, seeing as your primary experience with them was from some fundraising vendor while you were in the military and that left you with a bad taste. I'd say Krispy Kreme donuts are more like Super Mario World than ANY Dunkin Donut donut that I've ever had.
Since you're implying that I have some irrational love of Krispy Kreme donuts, I'll tell you why I prefer them. I prefer Krispy Kreme donuts because they are lighter than Dunkin Donuts. A good Krispy Kreme donut is moist and delicate, while with Dunkin Donuts, it starts to feel like I'm a dog with peanut butter stuck on the roof of my mouth. A fresh Krispy Kreme donut melts in your mouth, and I much prefer that. I've actually eaten both Krispy Kreme AND Dunkin Donuts from their shops, in the morning when they were fresh, and I still prefer Krispy Kreme. If tasting both and making a decision based on their quality is the same as saying Uwe Boll's film is better than Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy, then I am honestly at a loss for what to tell you. Maybe my tastebuds are broken!
I get the point of your post, though... it's cute. It's wrongheaded, but it's cute.