You Are This Guy

[Solid Ronin]

Realize that you may be in this situation by design.

Hide within the body of Elton John and see if anyone comes out to check where you are. Don't let them see you.

[Htom Sirveaux]

Shove Elton John's lifeless body aside, sit down and play "Taps". Then cut that corpse open and crawl inside it; this game is freezing cold.

[Squeakmaster]

This is Elton John, not a Tauntaun! So do what anyone who's cold and not insane would do: use his lifeless body as fuel for a fire!

[minakichan]

Kill the other 5 people working on the assets, programming, and design of this game.

[Mr. SmartyPants]

Post the next fragment of the story.

[Lil_Ninja]

Swap clothes with Elton John and play your own music! If you want something done right, better do it yourself.

[Fish and Chips]

And you thought they smelled bad on the outside.

It doesn't appear that there is enough room inside Elton John for the two of you. You decide to rethink your daring strategy.

What do you do?

[ADXC]

Decide to hide the gun into the newly made incision of Elton John's body and throw his corpse into the incinerator. Well, he technically did have a proper cremation(Just without the jar.).

[Tsukuyomi]

Look inside incision and see what's inside 8D You may find a useful item in there \o.o/

[Solid Ronin]

Hercules is useless leave his body to the wolves.

Instead ask Slick Willie Pete ,across the moat, on directions on how to get to the next plot point.

[goldenspines]

Look inside incision and see what's inside 8D You may find a useful item in there \o.o/

Somehow, you make this sound so innocent. If it was anyone else saying it, I'd think they were creepy. >_>;


To the point, hide the body and play the secret password on the piano.

[EricTheFred]

Drop Elton through the trap door, climb back down and offer him as a burnt sacrifice to Lord Proops. Perhaps almighty Greg will at last deign to hear your pleas.


[quote="goldenspines (post: 1324211)"]Somehow, you make this sound so innocent. If it was anyone else saying it, I'd think they were creepy. >_>]
Her secret is the insufferably cute avatar.

[Amzi Live]

> Look inside the piano
if nothing is found...
> hide Elton inside piano

This thread is epic Fish!

[Peanut]

Cannibalize Elton John...hey a guy has to eat something....

[Gelka]

Barfs up Elton John. Turns out he can't stomach other people.

[Davidizer13]

Bury Elton John. You never know if he might zombify and start going after your braaaains. Which you need at the moment. Also, take the piano down to the formerly-dark room and use it as a battering ram on the door.

[KagayakiWashi]

Find the chip of the recording that's about to start a bogus nuclear war. It's probably hidden near his ribs.

[ich1990]

Elton John is quite a ways past Mostly Dead. Go through his pockets and check for loose change.

[Lil_Ninja]

Play the BATMAN secret melody on the piano and see if Alfred is up to something

[ADXC]

Elton John is quite a ways past Mostly Dead. Go through his pockets and check for loose change.

Inconceivable!

[goldenspines]

Inconceivable!

Fix'd.

[ADXC]

Oh sorry.


*Edits post*

[Fish and Chips]

Willie isn't even anywhere near here.

Deciding to cut your losses, your adventurer instincts tell you to desecrate the corpse further by rummaging around for possible inventory items. The late Elton John's pockets yeild nothing, but a quick frisk of his inner dietary tract strikes paydirt.

It's an identification card.



It glows with an awesome power. Its burning grip tells you to update this thread more often.

With this you are one step closer to convincing random strangers you are Reginald K. Dwight. Whoever that is.

What do you do?

[Etoh*the*Greato]

Leave the house for the world at large, ripe with adventure!

[EricTheFred]

Give the former Sir Elton (and even more former Mr. Dwight) a proper Viking Burial by placing his body on top of the piano and setting it on fire.

[Htom Sirveaux]

Combine ID card with . . . er . . . something. I don't know. Deface the picture on it by drawing a goofy mustache and bad teeth.

[goldenspines]

Its burning grip tells you to update this thread more often.

Swipe the card in the security slot by the door to open it.

[Jingo Jaden]

Steal Elton's glasses and clothes. Then convince fans that you are Reginald K. Dwight and that you have no passion for music anymore. This and the fact that your identical twin brother just died should be enough to cover up any murder attempt.

[Squeakmaster]

Swim across the moat and get the heck out of here!

[Tsukuyomi]

Hold the identification card up to the light and see what secret message it reveals ~(O_O)~

Do that after stealing Elton John's clothing and glasses as a disguise. Then, use the card at the door. Rather there be a security guard or a card slot thingy. Theeeeeeen, hold it up to the light after you're safely out of the room to see the secret mission 8D