Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there! To all the sons and daughters, give us some of your mothers' wisest words.
To start us off . . .
"If you don't eat it, I'll put it under your pillow."
What's the Most Memorable Thing Your Mom Ever Said to You?
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What's the Most Memorable Thing Your Mom Ever Said to You?
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Htom Sirveaux - Posts: 2429
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"Don't steal my underwear."
"You know, guys can like you for your intellect. Also, earrings would help."
"A white hair?! You better pluck that crap!"
"Bob is a manly gay man, not a flamer. I think he and Ricky Martin would make a good couple."
My mom says really epic and lulzy things a lot.
"You know, guys can like you for your intellect. Also, earrings would help."
"A white hair?! You better pluck that crap!"
"Bob is a manly gay man, not a flamer. I think he and Ricky Martin would make a good couple."
My mom says really epic and lulzy things a lot.
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LadyRushia - Posts: 3075
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"You get what you get and you don't throw a fit."
"No green hair on Sunday's."
"No, that much eyeshadow DOES make you look like a raccoon."
"No green hair on Sunday's."
"No, that much eyeshadow DOES make you look like a raccoon."
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mechana2015 - Posts: 5025
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"You are my only son and I love you. Even if you aren't always nice."
"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you. I appointed you to be a prophet of all nations."
--Jeremiah 1:5
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Hit me up on social media!
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I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
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Not necessarily a one liner, but in response to something I once asked her:
Me: So, have you ever noticed that there are lots of Fairy Tales/stories/movies about ugly, geeky, or just generally unattractive guys that get gorgeous girls, and hardly ever any about the reverse? Why is that, do you think?
Mom: Well, Meg, even Fairy Tales need to be somewhat believable...
Me: So, have you ever noticed that there are lots of Fairy Tales/stories/movies about ugly, geeky, or just generally unattractive guys that get gorgeous girls, and hardly ever any about the reverse? Why is that, do you think?
Mom: Well, Meg, even Fairy Tales need to be somewhat believable...
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Mr. Hat'n'Clogs - Posts: 2364
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"I've got the good kid."
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"We will be her church, the body of Christ coming alive to
meet her needs, to write love on her arms." ~ Jamie Tworkowski
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Okami - Posts: 1771
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"Men are pigs."
"There is a special place in Hell for people who make other people wake up to the Adams Family doing the babushka."
"They're never dead until they're warm and dead."
I'm not joking. The second one she snarled at me, she really hates the Adams Family.
PS- She's really a nice person. These make her look bad. Love you, Mom!
"There is a special place in Hell for people who make other people wake up to the Adams Family doing the babushka."
"They're never dead until they're warm and dead."
I'm not joking. The second one she snarled at me, she really hates the Adams Family.
PS- She's really a nice person. These make her look bad. Love you, Mom!
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Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
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Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything."
Batman: "A sound observation, Robin."
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Doubleshadow - Posts: 2102
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"Get a job you lazy bum." lol not really. ^^
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"Although I look into infinity. I only see the lords eyes, always shining upon my face and smiling in my heart. He will always be with me, no matter where I may go. Always watch over me lord. For I shall be eternal in your light."-Derek.
"Although I look into infinity. I only see the lords eyes, always shining upon my face and smiling in my heart. He will always be with me, no matter where I may go. Always watch over me lord. For I shall be eternal in your light."-Derek.
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Derek_Is_Me - Posts: 434
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Doubleshadow wrote:"Men are pigs."
...naaaaaaaaaah too easy.
ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I PROVE THIS STATEMENT TRUE.
The most memorable thing my mom ever said to me is "Do you ever plan on getting married?"
Like it's up to me or something. :l
Ezekiel 23:20
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Ante Bellum - Posts: 1347
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"Can you wear something other than black?"
"Oh DON'T sing the ABC's! When you do all these voices in my head sing it at the same time and it's giving me a headache!" (my mom has DID and this was the only time I think she ever openly talked about it, XD).
"When you hurt I hurt."
"No, you're supposed to marry Prince William and your sister is to marry Tiger Woods and your other sister Josh Groban."
"NO NEED....to shout."
"You should marry him! He's tall, dark, and handsome!"
"Ok, I don't want him touching you, but if he kisses you you HAVE to tell me!" (to which I responded, mom I'm not even DATING that guy!)
"Sum-, Mick- oh...WHOEVER YOU ARE GET OVER HERE!"
"Oh DON'T sing the ABC's! When you do all these voices in my head sing it at the same time and it's giving me a headache!" (my mom has DID and this was the only time I think she ever openly talked about it, XD).
"When you hurt I hurt."
"No, you're supposed to marry Prince William and your sister is to marry Tiger Woods and your other sister Josh Groban."
"NO NEED....to shout."
"You should marry him! He's tall, dark, and handsome!"
"Ok, I don't want him touching you, but if he kisses you you HAVE to tell me!" (to which I responded, mom I'm not even DATING that guy!)
"Sum-, Mick- oh...WHOEVER YOU ARE GET OVER HERE!"
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