Because I know I am.
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Oh yeah.
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We are all going to die you guys.
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Protip: There is usually not a ferry.
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Or that most dangerous animal of all...MAN.
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If you're already sensing a trend, there's a really big theme in this game about losing everything precious to you in waist deep water.
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Futility is a virtue.
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The poison in front of you.
I mean, carpenter.
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I think we all know this one.
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Now for my next trick, I'll need four volunteers from the audience.